Diesel

It is me, Devious Diesel. Just an ordinary shunter, or am I? Staying sly in the shadows of the NWR... Am I truly evil and deviousness? Who knows...

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@SmeltersTwins
@NWRD13
@NWRD14
@den_dart
@NWR_HST
@Diesel10engine
@class08pax
@AnophaQuarry
@RailcarNWR
@NWRNoD5702

For those curious those are all of the diesels on Sodor who have accounts...

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@SodorRoadwayBus @RailcarNWR Not to me! Can I be the executioner?

[Diesel @Class08BR]

*shunting the Flying Kipper*

Mhm...

*yawns*

So early... Why can't Henry do it.. Or someone else, I need my sleep.

[Diesel @Class08BR]

These trucks brakes seem a bit stiff... Odd...

[Diesel @Class08BR]

Where did the fuel tankers and vans of dynamite go?!

Well, this is certainly concerning.

[Diesel @Class08BR]

Been teaching the trucks to sing Christmas carols! So far its been going pretty well. Although we need to work on the chorus...

[Diesel @Class08BR]

Ah... I love an efficently running yard...

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@Class_40_D261 @NWRNoD5702 @DirectorsOfNWR Ugh... Clearly Edward needs to give you a history lesson... Oh @NWR_No2! Mind giving him a history lesson?

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@NWRDSidney Yes... Thrilling.

[Diesel @Class08BR]

Railway going bankrupt... Unexpected railway inspection in November... Partially destroyed castle... Sword fight at Knapford... Earl framed for murder... Rebecca having a hefty overhaul....

Seems like Sodor if you ask me... Things in chaos as usual.

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@LNERno4 @NWRNo1 Would you two stop arguing I'm trying to shunt your trains!

[Diesel @Class08BR]

*shunting in the yard*

[Diesel @Class08BR]

3/3. You can draw your own conclusions here.

[Diesel @Class08BR]

Attention please! @SodorMayor, @NWRController, @NWRNicholasHatt, @EmilyHattNWR, & @DirectorsOfNWR. Diesel 10 tried to get me to be part of ome of his teerible schemes but I declined! 1/?

[Diesel @Class08BR]

2/3.

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@NWRNicholasHatt But sir!

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@NWRController @PrivateEngine @TheBrendamCrane @SCCTankEngines Diesel: Phew, thats a relief.

Boad member: NOT FOR ME!

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@NWRController @SCCTankEngines @PrivateEngine @TheBrendamCrane *a certain railway board member gets put of his cab*

Railway Board member: YOU IDIOTOC EXCUSE OF A DIESEL YOU'LL REGET THIS! UTTER BAFOON! FIRST TRYING TO FRAME NICHOLAS HATT GOES WRONG AND NOW- GOD DANMET RICHARD'S HERE.

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@NWRController @SCCTankEngines @PrivateEngine @TheBrendamCrane *takes a big breathe*

SOMEONEONTHEMAINLANDWANTEDTOEXPORTURANIUMANANDHEGOTMETODOITAGAISNTMYOWNWILLTHEPERSONINMYCABISN'TMYREALDRICERHE'SBEENMISSINGFORDAYSNOWI'MSORRYSIRIKNOWI'MNOTTHEBESTBEHAVEDENGINEBUTI'MONLYANENGINEANDIDON'THAVEMUCHCONTROLOVERWHO'SDRIVINGME.

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@NWRController @SCCTankEngines @PrivateEngine @TheBrendamCrane Because I'm your most loyal engine?...

[Diesel @Class08BR]

@NWRController @SCCTankEngines @PrivateEngine @TheBrendamCrane *disguised as a box van in the yard*