Edward

Why hello there, I’m Edward, the North Western Railway’s oldest engine and No. 2. built in 1896 and still in working order ever since then.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@Class08BR @SodorRoadwayBus @RailcarNWR What on Earth...? No! Besides you'd have to not openly state that in public where everyone can read it...

[Edward @NWR_No2]

"Four National Strikes, Three Prime Ministers, Two Monarchs & a Partridge in a Pandemic" is what Bill and Ben were singing earlier...

[aJunctionMalfunction @Junctionmalfunk]

I, here by declare on this day to be #EdwardAppreciationDay. The first character from the Railway Series books, who we wouldn't have had any toys, or a community based on the show called "Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends". Now, let us appreciate this 75 year old #2 Blue engine.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

Maybe I should ask Whiff about getting glasses perhaps...

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@LNERno4 @SCCTankEngines Ugh... I swear... They'll be what causes me to go senile... *notices the ever slightest smile on Gordon's lip* Don't you say a word youngster, now, where are my reading glasses?

...I SWEAR BILL & BEN.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@TornadoTheA1 "We've." Mhm...

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@jamestoddrepair @AnophaQuarry I agree with Mr. Todd, morbid much?

[Edward @NWR_No2]

I think Bill & Ben are guaranteed to always be on the naughty list...

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@TheDowagerHatt @RevLaxey Pardon my intrusion, but a mile? Since when? A bit extreme. Has he been at it with the alcohol again?

[Edward @NWR_No2]

*dozing in the afternoon sunshine*

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@jamestoddrepair @NWRDSidney @SCCTankEngines Whst are you giving it to me for? If you didn't realize I don't have hands, you'll hace to put in their fireboxes. I suggest doing it now when they're asleep.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@MISteamWorks @ORRSodor *Puffs in with the Pullman coaches inside the inspectors* May God have Mercy on your soul Mr. Smith.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@NWRDSidney @jamestoddrepair @SCCTankEngines This will reverse the affects.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@NWRDSidney @jamestoddrepair @SCCTankEngines Alright, Mr. Todd you'll need:

-6 Rosemary oil
-3 peppermint leafs
-1 vanilla bean
-The stem of a dandelion
-a seaside shell
-2 Granny smith apples
-1 ounce of Jobi wood tree bark
-1 piece of Welsh Coal

Make two "mixes" of this. Then throw it into their fireboxes.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@NWRDSidney @NWRNicholasHatt *sighs* Here's the fireworks sir. Sidney, go leave the aluminum at Wellsworth, I'll deal with it later.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@No3NWR Did I tell the ghost story yet about where there was a murder on my train when I first arrived here?

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@NWRD3 @AnophaQuarry @TheBrendamCrane @LNERno4 @MIClassCLoco3 @NWR_HST @SCCTankEngines @PrivateEngine @ArlesdaleLocos @BRBulleid34023 @NWRNoD5702 Oh it was... Mind you, she was in her 80's, but she was the one who gave me my name. To quote, "...one of my loyal subjects without a name? Tat won't due." She named me Edward, after her least favorite son. A bit of "payback" for disturbing her by blowing my whistle to excitedly.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@NWRD3 @TheBrendamCrane @LNERno4 @AnophaQuarry @MIClassCLoco3 @NWR_HST @SCCTankEngines @PrivateEngine @ArlesdaleLocos @BRBulleid34023 @NWRNoD5702 Good point Bear, but I do sometimes get carried away with my stories. To answer your question, yes, I've met many people, such as Queen Victoria herself.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@BiggerB16 I suppose thats karma for you.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@LNERno4 @AnophaQuarry @NWRD3 @TheBrendamCrane @MIClassCLoco3 @NWR_HST @SCCTankEngines @PrivateEngine @ArlesdaleLocos @BRBulleid34023 @NWRNoD5702 Now. I've got a plan. For a start get all of your crews to block and report their Twitter accounts, that'll make things easier as we won't have to interact with them making our plan more secretive. Now, the idea is we'll ship them off the island. I'll explain further later.

[Edward @NWR_No2]

@LNERno4 @AnophaQuarry @NWRDSidney @NWRno9and10 @NWRD3 @NWRD14 @TheBrendamCrane @MIClassCLoco3 @NWR_HST @SCCTankEngines @PrivateEngine @ArlesdaleLocos @BRBulleid34023 @NWRNoD5702 I've had a few experiences myself. I'm afraid to say during the winter of 1899 an unfortunate soul who was drunk strayed onto the line. Of course there was very little what I could do besides pray and brake. I regret to inform you I got an unwanted coat of paint that day.