When Trump pussies out tonight, his message will go something like this:
"I am pleased to announce that Iran has agreed to save the lives of its great and wonderful people and make a deal! Therefore, I am postponing the Total and Complete Devastation of their bridges and nuclear powerplants for one week. There is still a chance for Iran to become a respected country, the likes of which the world has never seen, if they do the right thing. We have already won this war, Totally and Completely. Do the right thing! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
What do you think? Did I miss anything? 😏
I feel like it should be bigger news that Trump is now openly considering a military draft. Young men haven't been called up for a draft since 1972. Not during the Gulf War. Not during Iraq or Afghanistan. He received five draft deferments but is now open to drafting your kids.
The fact that Kristi Noem spent 220 MILLION DOLLARS of our tax dollars on campaign ads of her riding a horse is one thing.
The fact that the companies she paid were formed DAYS before the contracts were awarded is another thing.
The fact that those companies had direct connections to her and her friends/associates personally is another thing.
But the fact that after all of that she wasn't fired for this but instead just given a different job in this administration should tell you everything you need to know.
These people are incompetent, corrupt and an absolute disgrace.
This is why the GOP and Trump admin deserve to get absolutely smoked in the midterms.
This entire show has been pathetic to a degree so many of us thought impossible.
Only to have these MAGA slop propaganda merchants pretend that approval ratings are off the charts, we're in a Golden Age and we can't stop winning?
Beyond parody.
It takes a special kind of audacity to insult NATO troops who fought and died defending the United States.
Thousands of allied soldiers honored their promise to us, and some never came home.
And now a man who dodged the draft five times wants to lecture the world about who showed up?
“Pedophile protector” isn’t an expletive comment. But a president yelling “fuck you” to a constituent is. It’s also quite pathetic behavior from a supposed commander-in-chief.
And if Trump really wants to prove the worker wrong, all he has to do is release all the Epstein files. Why won’t he release the files? Who is he protecting?
Motherfuckers that scroll past videos of dead Palestinian babies daily and justify snipers shooting Palestinian youths in the head are about to tell you you shouldn’t be celebrating death right now lmao FUCK EM
SALT!!!!!! 😍 I love ingesting sodium chloride!!!!!!! It makes me so happy to fill my body with electrolytes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounding fists on table* SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT
If anything when ppl like Piers Morgan, Candace Owens, and Tucker Carlson host interviews like this it makes me hate them even more.
Bc it shows me you know how to ask good questions and do research—but choose to intentionally spread misinformation for the right price.
Chants I heard leaving Citi Field:
Lets-Go-Mets!
Last-Place-Braves!
Lets-Go-Mets! (again)
Fuck-Trae-Young!
Fuck-The-Yankees
(clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
Then a car at the parking lot blasting “My Girl”
God, I love this fanbase