Classy Asshole

Just a dude on the interwebs. A complete gentleman until I DM you. Flash me for a follow. kidding. probably.

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Gentlemen: if you have to ask, she didn't.

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@Hahahaohfuck @tn_sunshine23 If I had a dollar every time I said this phrase

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@HurricaneeRainn 👏

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@buckwildBeauty_ 👐

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@BoldandBusty

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True.

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I bet you watch porn without a plot.

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Welcome to 11pm. When you’re hungry but too lazy to do anything about it.

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This is a stupid tweet. Carry on.

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@Halfbloodkitten

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Jerking off while driving is an extreme sport.

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Pro tip: leave a stack of thank you cards on the nightstand for those lovely ladies who give you head. If you wait a few days to write the note you won’t remember to send it.

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@JJRossReaders

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I need this in my life

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Listen guys, hear me out.

I love all the porn you share, love it.

But could we wait till after 5pm to share the anal gangbangs? I often forget to turn down the volume at work.

Please and thank you.

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@BoldandBusty

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Do you ever stop and think about boobs you haven’t seen in a minute and think

“Wow gollie gee wow those are magnificent”

Boob memories will get ya.

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@MissourianBabe