CAllen

answering questions that no one asked

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

He's my happiest accident😊

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

Sometimes people on Facebook make me feel so smart

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

Someone blew up a Manhattan bus terminal today in the name of a #ReligionOfPeace

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

You can claim to be a religion of peace all you want but its not. No religion is out to coexist with other religions. The very purpose of it is to get everyone to believe what you believe.

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

I think im going to do something truly scary this Halloween, like draw Mohammed #bouttobemurdered #islam #religionofpeace #CharlieHebdo

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

It's like everyone forgot about Charlie Hebdo. #JeSuisCharlie

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

If you're a woman, Islam is not your friend. Islam has no place in western culture. However, Muslims must not be denied their humanity.

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

A little disclaimer about me: I'm totally judging you

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

It's like where tf do people get off demanding that I service them for free. If I'm not clocked in, I can't help you. #notsorry

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

Customer: hey can you help me?
Me: I actually don't clock in for another hour
Customer: well ur not doing anything now!
😒

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

When you think it's gonna be a good day and the universe proves you wrong😒

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

I was supposed to receive my first paycheck today but no😒 I was supposed to receive my finaid check two months ago but also no🙄

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

I hate myself cuz growing up I was always told "good enough isn't good enough" and it's made me feel like a failure in everything I do.

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

Got a summer internship at the library! Counting down the number of days til my first check🤑

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

The glares I get when I hold my bf's hand are nourishment for my soul.

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

Srsly tho

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

I got an 89% on my math test, which is great considering my professor can't solve his own math problems.

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

Hobbies: Waiting til the end of spring break to do all my assignments then panicking at all the work to be finished.

[CAllen @classicalkeys88]

As a single man I never suffered much homophobia but now that I'm actually dating someone everyone has something to say😒😒😒😒