Mildred Magpie

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

Am I doing this right?

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

Enter to have the most epic #NewGearDay of all time. Guitar, loaded pedalboard and amp. Yes. This is serious. https://t.co/MUXf8Vt9Oz

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

#EsuranceSave30 #EsuranceSave30 #EsuranceSave30 no shame

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

@edwarddroste I loved seeing you goiz this weekend! DREAM COME TRUE!!

[obeliskthepushover @neopreneghoul]

@classiccracker Lie Witness News - Coachella 2013: http://t.co/9wD9KyHZVt via @youtube

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

@miltondelvalle1 I love Lie Witness News! #nolie hahaha people are dumbasses hahaha did you see the one he did after the Super Bowl? Srch it

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

#hey #jack #duckdynasty #zombienucalurapocaliss 😍

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

Picture this. Hipster Camels.

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

@guitarnoob Will Do! Did! Done! We Wanna Go!!! 🙀

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Seeing the footage of people fighting over underwear on Black Friday upsets me. Now their kids know they're getting underwear for Christmas!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The U.S. will start removing nickels and pennies from circulation in 2013. Outrageous! I thought Obama promised MORE change!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tweet @nikkihaley about how I'd make an ideal Senator. For one, I have no idea how many homes I own. #spottedsalamander

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I love Xmas decorations! I spray all my windows with fake frost, including my windshield. Apologies to everyone I hit on my way 2 work.

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

@guitarnoob church girl church girl hint hint hint hint tick tock tick tock

[The Antlers @theantlers]

Your cat has a nice face.

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

"Farts don't smell like campfire marshmallows!"

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

@ChelseaJardine aaakkkk I googled my name and you came up! #twinsies 👯 Hello from across the boarder! -Chelsea Renee Jardine

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

Tyra, your weave a mess this season!

[Mildred Magpie @classiccracker]

On October 3rd, He asked me what day it was.