Classic Dad Moves

Saving the world one dad joke at a time.

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Top 5 Dad Movies
1. Tombstone
2. Predator
3. Bloodsport
4. Hunt for Red October
5. Rocky 4

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30 years later and it is still just as satisfying

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Me: “I’m not becoming my dad”

Also me:

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This is what happens when dads figure out how to use AI

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Bill Belichick looks like he’s made 4 trips to Home Depot, reorganized the garage, and is about to “rest his eyes” on the recliner while golf is on

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When your dad and uncle both fall asleep watching football after eating turkey

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Dads when they walk into the kitchen at 5 a.m. and make eye contact with the coffee grinder

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My underwear watching me spend $300 at Home Depot

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Dads be like have you sprayed WD-40 about it?

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If you weren’t planning on doing this at my funeral tell me now because you’re no longer invited

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Dad about to email me a meme from Facebook that I saw 3 years ago

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@austin__aaron @winningtimehbo @officialdwts Can’t wait 🏀

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@stunior4342 Truth

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Wife: “is the brisket going to be ready on time?”

Me:

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Dads walking into the bathroom at 5 a.m. to fart, groan, and make gagging noises while brushing his teeth

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Normalize this