I'm thinking about starting a union for parents that build #Sandcastles to protect from the oppression of kids and for better work conditions. I've been digging for hours only for my 4 year old to knock everything over and fill the hole. #dadlife#beachlife
Just had a pillow fight with my wife and 4 year old. She fish hooked me, I bit her finger and my son jumped off the top of the couch with a cushion...we go hard #dadlife
While driving my wife told me that she had to pee really bad, but then she saw a Christmas store and has been inside for a half hour with no complaints.
My 3 year old wanted me to pull him on his sled. I told him there's no snow. So naturally we negotiated and I dragged him around the yard on the sled #dadlife