Paternity Fraternity

A fellowship for new fathers who become brothers. Use hashtag #PatFrat or tweet us your new dad moments (or if you're seeking advice or support) and we'll RT!

[Paternity Fraternity @PaternityFrat]

Fess up Gents! What's your score on these #NewDad confessions?
#DadLife

[The Dad @thedad]

What do you call Ryan Reynolds after he has 3 kids?

Mini-Van Wilder

@VancityReynolds

[Ben Ferguson @torontoben]

Hey @HamillHimself

It's my beautiful daughters 14th birthday today!

Our star wars baby!

How about a happy birthday?

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[TheFather @MeantimeDad]

“Here’s another conversation card - describe what life in the future will be like?”
“Snakes.”@PaternityFrat #ToddlerLife #daddaughter

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

Fact: Dads are the worst to shop for. If you’re looking for a Father’s Day gift that isn’t a tie may I recommend some of the funny books or products (coasters, candles, calendar) I’ve written with @thedad team and @TheJoelWillis https://t.co/ALE5m9mEJW

[Classic Dad Bod @ClassicDadBod]

I'm trying to get my toddler to go to sleep in his crib, he keeps sitting up and smiling at me and then farting. I don't know if I should be angry or proud. #dadlife @PaternityFrat

[Ricky Carchedi @rickycarch]

My toddler has realized that to get out of anything all he needs to say is, “I’m poopin’.”

#dadlife @PaternityFrat

[The Dad @thedad]

Heavy eye-precipitation warning in effect.
https://t.co/rG5maR3aQA

[Another Tired Dad @MastermindAlpo]

Don't mess with Moms... Just ask @LesleeOrantes or @badwolfacademy... Hell, or Dad's (@PaternityFrat), but especially Mom's.

[The Dad @thedad]

More dad-isms via https://t.co/okgNyJBcuv

[dave kennedy @kwduke69]

@PaternityFrat @MapleLeafs . #proudparentmoment..my 21 month old daughter just said #goleafsgo for 1st time.

[Ricky Carchedi @rickycarch]

Saturday morning brought to you by @Hot_Wheels, @sesamestreet, @ThomasFriends and dinosaurs. #dadlife @PaternityFrat

[Classic Dad Bod @ClassicDadBod]

Urgent Care in Wildwood.
Dr: "you may have pink eye, have you been around anyone that is sick?"
Me: "my kid is in daycare"
Dr: "yep, that explains it"
#DadLife @PaternityFrat

[Rich From The Block @rjfrederick22]

Joining the multiple kids club this winter! Any tips on how to survive, dads? #patfrat #dadlife #excited #bringit @PaternityFrat

[Ben Lewis @Benjamin_Lewis]

Just crying at Michael Buble's song "Forever Now". As a parent it hits home hard.

#Fatherhood #Parent #Parenting #NewDad @PaternityFrat

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[The Dad @thedad]

"Mom, wherever you are, I need your help!!"
https://t.co/5bIWyRwJLR

[The Dad @thedad]

GOAT
https://t.co/HuEN2vIMjn

[Classic Dad Bod @ClassicDadBod]

My 1 year old starts day care in 2 days, how do I inform them that he can be a bit of a dick around nap time? @PaternityFrat #DadLife

[Andrew Newbury @ajnewbury]

@SenecaParkZoo is there a plan to add a changing table to the men's room in the Rocky Coast exhibit or should dads use the existing one in the women's room? @PaternityFrat

[Another Tired Dad @MastermindAlpo]

So, I guess you drink #Milk with your forehead now... Who new... @PaternityFrat #DadSquad #DadThings #DadLife #Brunch @LandOLakesInc @KempsCows #DairyFarmersEverywhereRejoice