Chrissy Margevicius

i aspire to be as pithy as nora ephron

[Chrissy Margevicius @classichrissy]

I relate to Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” because I (girl) really do want to have fun

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@Blm_barbie Bruh ❤️😂😂

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As a type 1 diabetic of over 11 years, I’d like to clarify that racist language is NOT a side effect of high blood sugars... yeah no... 🙃🙃🙃

[Taylor Rooks @TaylorRooks]

........in the statement, Matt Rowan blames his racist comments and use of the n-word on type 1 diabetes. HE BLAMED RACISM ON HIS SUGAR SPIKE.

[Chrissy Margevicius @classichrissy]

It’s the way she wore the shirt with cutout sleeves for me 😍

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine. 

@VUMChealth

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@SammiMessina Both are conspiracies, no?!

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Honestly can’t believe how long I thought Pizzagate was Shane Dawson’s Chuck-e-Cheese conspiracy of them piecing together pizzas...

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The vast number of children named “Lorelei” was not a foreseen effect of the Gilmore Girls stans turning into moms

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Anyone can cook 🐀👨🏻‍🍳

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@ItsAMeV That’s what I said! Lol

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Today a 2nd grade teacher told her class I was engaged and this girl points to my stomach and asks “Is the baby growing in there?!”
Kids really say the darndest things 🙃 #bigNOPE

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@abby_mueller_ @MitchMuha Oh for sure 😂

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Beaming is an understatement 🥰

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@mariamainmo Absolutely not 😂😂😂

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@mariamainmo Me pls

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It’s very funny to me to think about aliens looking down on earth observing certain human rituals... top of the list is cheer competitions and next is Groundhog Day

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Ok but what if my vehicle’s extended warranty ACTUALLY expires?¿?¿?

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Don’t mess with Ms. Green Thumb 🌱

[Michael Breslin @mischabreslin]

“once COVID is over” is starting to feel a lot like “to Moscow, to Moscow, to Moscow”

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What I would give to be taking Dr. van Wie’s class this semester @MolloyCollege

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@nateruessmusic I live within walking distance to Melt and saw you play at Nautica, so I think we are already de facto friends I don’t make the rules