Caitie Clouse

just the right amount of obnoxious

[Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo]

In 1992 a drunk lawyer coached a youth hockey team

THE MIGHTY DUCKS IN 60 SECONDS...

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

No, you’re still up? HOW ARE YOU STILL UP BABY!!! You woke up 2 hours ago. Standing, jumping and screaming are not, i repete NOT on the schedule for tonight. Now. Please sleep. K. Thx. Bye forever.

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

@kelly_clarkson I’m not joking when I say it is easily in my top 3 favorite movies of all time. And anyone that says it’s not one of the best movies ever, can eat my shorts. @JustinGuarini and @kelly_clarkson are CINEMATIC PERFECTION. #BowDown

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

@morganmarilyn ILL TEACH YOU I taught myself and I’m a garbage human when it comes to hair. So someone with your finesse I’m sure could easily learn.

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

Riddle me this internet. How is my son, who didn’t take a nap today, awake right now...at 1 in the effing morning!!!!!!!!!!

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

I just used a make up wipe under my eyes to clean the black out from under them, and wouldn’t you know it, those are just deep dark bags under there!

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

I already told the girls at soda shop but it bears repeating. Excuse me homeless man, I am not a “ma’am” and I’m sorry but no I don’t have five dollars.

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

Hey! Every teenager at every soda shop I ever go to: STOP CALLING ME MA’AM! It just pisses me right off. I’m not nearly old enough. So stop doing it.

[Latter-day Saint Quotes @LDSquotable]

"Decisions are constantly before us. To make them wisely, courage is needed—the courage to say no, the courage to say yes. Decisions do determine destiny." - President Thomas S. Monson

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

You think Robert Kardashian is pissed because his name isn’t Kevin, or Kyle or Knobert? Dead dads name sake or not, I’d feel left out.

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

The parking lot of the Las Vegas Walmart the night before Thanksgiving I believe is exactly what the Apocalypse is going to look like

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

I see you Netflix. Always suggesting stranger things. Well guess what. I’ve already watched both seasons, and have decided that if I were my 12-13year old self again : Will Byers would have been IT for me. #ThatKid’sAdorable

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

Hey @BuzzFeed you wrong again. I️ just cried yesterday because I️ realized most of my Halloween candy is gone.

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

@MollyMcGuire89 Welcome 🙏🏼 we are glad you’ve joined us

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

@MollyMcGuire89 You can do it stay strong! Consistency is key, sometimes I would go outside on the porch for a minute. You’re a good mom. Just keep telling yourself that. Or come on twitter and I’ll remind you 😁

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

@MollyMcGuire89 @morganmarilyn Also those weird bonnets! Like come on!

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

@MollyMcGuire89 @morganmarilyn Damn you season 10! Almost 3am woof

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

@morganmarilyn Last few episodes of season 9 about to start season 10 tonight ha!

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

I’ll just watch one episode of Greys Anatomy I thought...I’ll be asleep before ten I thought #CryingTooMuchToSLEEP

[Caitie Clouse @classiclaydee]

@lolkimz @morganmarilyn Adam Sandler