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I’m a very individualized individual. Appreciate the aesthetic not the chaotic. Never said my ADHD was smart. She’s an idiot sometimes. Sometimes I write

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt that pressed about the situation.🤷🏾‍♂️

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[ren⁵⁸⁷¹ @malkinmoonshot]

do the non american players get to opt out of wearing these for “personal reasons” or is that just for the pride hats

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

how did i go from this to paying bills 😭

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

bro’s the da vinki of the ocean

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[Cole @_nml831]

Doing this with your best friends on both stages is something out of a Disney Channel Original Movie

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[✨ @classix4026]

I’ve seen far too many TikTok’s of New York fans chasing and attacking spurs fans in New York City during the finals, and this is exactly why everyone fucking Hates New York fans - signed a boston fan

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

WAKE TF UP

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[eli ⸆⸉☁️ @comebacktomeeli]

this was my avengers: endgame before avengers: endgame

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

NETFLIX BLOCKING YOU FROM TAKING A SCREENSHOT IS SO…….. DO YOU WANNA YOUR SHOW TO BE VIRAL OR NOT LIKE….. IT’S FREE MARKETING AND YET?