Kala Marks

I am a kala mark on the society. I save the society from buri nazar. Insta: kala.marks

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

Why is it that everytime I send a woman my selfie, she reports me for sending a dick pic?

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

Apni awesomiyat pe guroor na kar
Dil teri masoomiyat ne loota hain

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

Apni awesomiyat pe guroor na kar
Dil teri masoomiyat ne loota hain

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

@1linerbaba @ViCustomerCare

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

@coolfunnytshirt @ARanganathan72 Media Rhea ki le rahi hain, g@@$d Congress ki phat rahi hain. Don't know how!

[Jay Solanki @1linerbaba]

Join us on Insta live at 5pm with Rajkumar Kanojia
Insta: 1linerbaba

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

My kaamwali bai is working from home. Yesterday she had a paid zoom session on weekly gossip.

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

From 'mele babu ne tana taya?' to 'mele babu ne mut mala' we have come a long way in this lockdown.

[Jay Solanki @1linerbaba]

The concept and the line, both belong to my 9 year old daughter, Kyna.
Please show her your love on instagram: @kynameha

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

@JhaSanjay Sir, Zinda bhi hota to aapki yeh tweet padh ke mar jata

[Jay Solanki @1linerbaba]

Me: Hey Alexa, make me feel as if I am outdoor in regular times

Alexa: Abbe bh@$#!&e, dekh ke chal. Baap ka rastaa samjha hain kya? Ben@#$&

#lockdownextension

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

Whenever your NRI cousins come to India for a holiday and tell you that India has changed, turn your TV to SET MAX and show them Sooryavansham.

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

If a man ever became pregnant he would expect a memorial built for his brave act of delivering a baby.

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

Does anyone have unseen footage of the God? Please leak it on the internet.

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

Every time an excited Punjabi says marjavaan he actually means marijuana.

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

It is called first crush because it is the first time your fantasies will be crushed.

[Paul Barbar @paulbarbar_II]

I saw my Facebook password at the mall yesterday with two kids.

[Kala Marks @classlessdolt]

For the real #SantoorGirl
@sujatachandran