Carolyn Wilke

90% hair, 10% coffee. She/her. My whole life is a bit.

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

Creating a new D&D character like

#dnd

[gi @karlsasson]

yes it's called the professional women's hockey league

[Victory+ @victoryplustv]

Mr. 1,200 catches up with Mr. 1,000 💚

#TexasHockey

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

Philly: we have done nothing wrong ever in life and fuck you if you disagree

Me: yes, good, correct

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

Me: *logs into hockey Twitter for the first time in years*

Twitter: are the Sabres ok?

Me: ah, good to be home

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

SAILOR HATS WITH THE BOSTON LOGO THAT'S SO GOOD A+ MERCH MY FRIENDS

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

Sobbing! In the local bar

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

Me: fun Carolyn fact - I did stats for the first US pro women's league

The (gay) bartender: that was very gay of you

Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

@yolo_pinyato oh no what happened while I was not paying attention

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

@john_islesfan linked in the next tweet because I am mysterious but not a monster

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

new science dropped!

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

Random Dude at the Bar: What playlist is this? This is the only Strokes song I know and I like it a lot
Me: Isn't it just a Strokes playlist? Because "Is This It" is a Strokes song
Him: I know, this is the only Strokes song I know
Me, having Who's On 1st moment: No, Is This It..

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

https://t.co/BqUM4JueBA

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

even more science

[hotdogs water @girlsbian_]

this is how conservatives sound when they say this

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

You don't fucking say. Fuck every person who voted for this guy. Forever. You sacks of shit.

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

I'm sitting at the bar watching the wnba finals, which a man asked specifically to put on, with another, presumably straight man, is evangelizing to me.

I feel like I'm living in a wonderful alternate universe

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

@AlisonL Keep killing it. I'm your biggest fan 💖

[Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity]

The topic of data-driven storytelling came up at work for this month's newsletter, which means I had an excuse to link @AlisonL's phenomenal talks on the subject for people.

More than that, though, I'm a little emotional seeing all these OG folks being so successful.

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.

[9NEWS Denver @9NEWS]

Sky watchers and stargazers, rejoice! https://t.co/XsmAJpULeF