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Not your grandma's emu.

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@emzanotti @rashidxtwt @MahdiAwada17 Self-combusting furniture is no joke. My LÖVBACKEN side table took out half of the ground floor.

All these bombings in Sweden? Spontaneous shelf-combustion among BILLY bookcases.

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@suchfun57 @brittanygadoury Translation: None

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@Stajkowski11 @katya_zamo That would be stupid. Martha did the unachievable lifestyle thing right, probably because she's confident and has strong opinions about meringue and a strong personality - to put it mildly.
And she's not famous for whom she married.
And she has a sense of humour.

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@Canellelabelle @Sarahsabennett 🎯🎯🎯

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@NELAmanhole @zxyxyn @katya_zamo Jealous UK witches like Daniel from Variety magazine? Brande from THR?🤥

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@ShadowSiren666 @zxyxyn @natesaway @katya_zamo It's a centre-left newspaper.

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@rwbnj59 @the_royal_rogue At least the turkey can dance

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@MeAfter4 @CameronDLWalker @Doorstep_London My pleasure, look up public iftars in Egypt and elsewhere. It's tables and decorations up and down the street and families eating together. It's a humbling sight.

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@NicoleH867 @Canellelabelle Love her or hate her Catherine has a beautiful smile.

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@according2_taz If there's ever going to be a mildly embarrassing Jason Knauf fanclub of people who call themselves the Knauffies, count me in.

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@MeAfter4 @CameronDLWalker @Doorstep_London A lot, historically. Donations in muslim majority countries are often highest around Ramadan.
It's a big part of it. There are zakat calculators online to help figure out how much one should give.

https://t.co/bZDsytt5Gu

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@Lizzie8712 @BrowneyedBluen1 @CameronDLWalker @GBNEWS And we delight in doing both

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@meandmyopinions @somewherenomad @according2_taz Better save them for Megs, with her tendency to fall to the floor weeping

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@AliceWakefield7 @Qanni17 @naomiseibt @elonmusk Ist die Staatssekretärin des Wirtschaftsministeriums auch eine rechte Influencerin?

Er war nunmal Kunde und die haben scheinbar damit nunmal geworben...?

("Jedes Meme" ist freilich eine Übertreibung, wie so oft auf X)

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@LisaBry92342226 @KensingtonRoyal News to you perhaps but some royals are ... actually likeable.

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

❤️

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@Brian_Bonham_ @Crystal_Skye_ @visegrad24 You weren't funny though...

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@Poparara @RVealingthenarc You're right. But you do a lot of volunteer work and don't really care how you look doing it. She's most certainly doing it for optics.

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@ApostateProphet @CoexistenceNow "They" meaning the Saudi government?
It's a bit of a chicken and egg situation though. Why did he leave for Germany in the first place given his late asylum application.

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@Rogue_74 @StuartMcquilla2 @usctzen_10 @atensnut I'm not claiming they're left wing, public discourse often conflates the meanings as insults and as relative political descriptors of left and right so you'll only end up arguing endlessly.

Their anti austerity pro EU stance is at least not right wing.

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@Flyntstoned710 @GoodnightAva @MarioNawfal Bc the vast majority of Muslims aren't nutjobs and just as appalled by mass murder in the name of any religion like everyone else.