Mr. Jason Rastatter

Avid cost benefit analyst. Wild for the FSU Seminoles. Hate Kenneth. "What does respect mean to you?" -Myself

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

@annascottc I’m as disappointed as you are. Probably shouldn’t look on hotjobs for a career teaching English :/

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

Can’t wait to snuggle up by the fire and watch shark tank while skimming https://t.co/jtH1X4MfD5 this week. Going to have a piece of mind knowing the best class will be in Greenville for the holiday.

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

Anyone miss me yet

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

Someone bring a speaker so we can listen to some Sara Bareilles, John Mayer, and a little Harry Styles. I'm over Ellie Goulding.

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

Counting down the seconds til my basher folks

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

I'm a stand up guy

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

Presumably all of you will be successful, and by all of you I mean Isabel.. and definitely not @JclaffeyJohn

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

I can't wait to read the teenage love novel and listen to Sara Bareilles

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

Let me just be the first to say.. if you can't put price and quantity demand on the right axis, you're probably going nowhere in life.

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

The https://t.co/jtH1X4MfD5 server seems to be down. I am pissed.

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

After my 27th cheez-it I am sensing some diminishing marginal utility #firstworldproblems

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

If the price of Pampers diapers go up, and Huggies price goes down- the demand for Huggies will go up in the Claffey fam. #marginalbenefit

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

However, @JclaffeyJohn took medicine to not wet the bed until sixth grade. #sweatyandcautious

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

@JclaffeyJohn wet the bed until he was 9

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

Nothing is more soothing before bed than a good ole Sara Bareilles playlist #beddybye

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

As I go to sleep, I think about all that I've done in the past four years. Thankful that I have gained at least 5 lbs #subtweet

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

@JclaffeyJohn Pop quiz with your name on it. I'm sensing a 40% coming your way. Don't sweat in my desk either.

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

When I go home and count my blessings, I count being able to do more push ups than @JclaffeyJohn twice.

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

I'm often describing as compassionate, encouraging, and warm.

[Mr. Jason Rastatter @Classtweets09]

Update: they didn't actually put Dane down.. just asleep. Probably shouldn't have told him you can skip a tooth brushing every now and then