Old woman of about 70 with a blue Reform rosette on asked us what platform at central the train to East Kilbride was and weโve sent her one the one to Carlisle ๐ญ๐คฃ
i'm an NHS doctor and i've been drunk at work whispering muslim prayers over patients during surgery for years. the managers can't do anything because they're afraid of being classist and racist.
Nicole Kidman tells Las Culturistas of the eldritch horror she endured while in a relationship with Tom Cruise. "He would hold up the hair on the back of his head to reveal another mouth in the base of his neck. It had teeth and a tongue!"