Classy Matt

Kiss my class

[Classy Matt @Classy_Matt]

The only thing I miss about working from home is not having to smell gallons of perfume at 7:30 in the morning

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When a public sink isn’t motion sensored

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Drink every time they say Jai Ho

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There is not a single more stressful event than running late to your tee time and then trying to hit a clean shot off the first tee box

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

It’s well known:

What flat-Earthers fear most is Sphere itself.

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Friendly reminder that the food pyramid we learned as children was a lie

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I still have nightmares about puppy monkey baby

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It’s official, I’ve been dreaming of the sticky dance floors for a year now. Screw you Covid

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@AlexAbramovich1 The market jumping Fauci... Stahp 😂😂

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My grandma just said she loves how I cut my hair now... This is after I got done at the gym and my hair was a sweaty wreck. That’s when I discovered we need a grandma president #grandmas4president

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The football field is the only place in America that “face masks” aren’t allowed

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#PresidentialDebate2020

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“It’s so hot up in the club that I ain’t got no shoes on” still the best line in the game

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Why is it so damn difficult to clean oatmeal out of a bowl

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@ChristHospital It has been 8 days and I still have not received my Covid results on MyChart. @GovMikeDeWine can get 3 different freaking results in one single day. Pathetic.

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@NbPalms12 @CallawayGolf Lil slice of life right there

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@AlexAbramovich1 I can’t believe you would say this... I thought I knew you, I really did. If eating a 30oz can of baked beans in 2 sittings is insane then just call me POTUS. I need a second to process if our friendship can go on...

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My Year by GASHI is nobodies theme song in 2020

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@AllyKraemer @HoltmansDonuts @WCPO @patrickcalligan

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Our lord and savior be creatin’ them migraine type weather changes on the reg. Honestly, homie needs to chill out with these lil “destroy-the-world” tantrums he been throwin at us lately