Patches Calli

Cincinnati

[Patches Calli @patrickcalligan]

Hello I’m Patrick. I’m a 28 year old single male who enjoys sports, bourbon, screamo metal, and all things Bachelor/Bachelorette/BIP drama.

[Ambereen Dadabhoy 🪬 @DrDadabhoy]

Pink supports genocide. I fixed it for you.

[Erika Day @erikaleaday]

Riley Gaines might be the dumbest person born in the last 30 years

[Scotty @scottyf82]

He dodged the draft, sneaked off AF1 and raped kids on Epstein island, but his cult still believes he's a warrior

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

MAGA: “STOP CALLING US NAZIS!”

Also MAGA:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every time I hear JD Vance speak, I see why his mom chose Percs over him.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

NO SCHOOL IS SECRETLY TRANSITIONING YOUR CHILD.

They’re lying to you. And if you believe this, you’re a fucking idiot.

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Holy shit

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Oh Boy: New Bills safety Geno Stone ROASTS the Bengals when asked why he chose to sign with Buffalo in free agency.

"Me getting back into a winning culture...having Josh Allen on the other side of the ball."

😬😬😬

[LaLa & Taylor’s Client👸🏾✨ @SelfEvicted_BB]

I’M GAGGED #BB28

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid.

[Bengal Jim & Friends @bengaljims_BTR]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Joe Burrow: “I really like Skyline Chili.”

National Media: “JOE BURROW HINTS HE WANTS OUT OF CINCINNATI.”

Joe Burrow: “We need to win.”

National Media: “WIN OR I’M OUT: BURROW GIVES BENGALS ULTIMATUM.”

Joe Burrow: “Good morning.”

National Media: “BURROW REFUSES TO COMMIT TO CINCINNATI PAST BREAKFAST.”

It’s August. Football is back. And apparently so is the annual “Joe Burrow wants out of Cincinnati” nonsense.

#WhoDey 🐅

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

If you trust this road kill junkie more than Dr. Fauci you’re breathtakingly stupid …..

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

To the 32% still supporting Donald Trump: history is going to remember you as some of the dumbest fucking people who ever lived.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

In-N-Out burger shooter:
Not trans
Not “Antifa”
Not Muslim
Not an illegal immigrant
Just another MAGA domestic terrorist piece of shit.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Here’s my opinion on yesterday’s Dr. Fauci hearing:

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

[$cottie @Scottie2269]

Yes, I agree, we can’t just cast all liberal or all conservative.

But what we CAN do is not cast homophobic and/or racist people. There’s a difference. #BB28

[Josh Martinez @JoshMartinez444]

Yeah fuck Kamu. #bb28

[bbfanuhh ⁷ @lavie247]

Whoever cast him needs to be fired

#bb28