caylie 👾

just noise coming out of an ugly scientist

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

The earth is [justifiably] all “get the fuck off me” and we’re [idiotically] all, “wow it’s a hot one out there”

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

anyone else get stressed when you can’t track your grocery delivery ? 🥸

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

one time at one of my middle school dances, a bunch of people started a mosh pit and the VP ended up in the center because she couldn’t stop it.

just something I was thinking about today.

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

@Puckahontas update: I am still trying to figure out this paperwork
•••
Am I a dumb American or is the American system dumb??

Plot twist: if you come from dumb, y’are dumb 😵‍💫😂

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

one day you’re hip, 20 and you know all the popular song; you need no sleep

and the next you’re in your mid-20s and you’ve got a 401K and you struggle with TikTok and not taking naps every day

#Millennials

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

@Puckahontas I actually have 2 and I’ve been trying to figure out how to combine them for weeks 😃

I still don’t know

There’s like..paperwork involved

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

I don’t follow private Instagram pages because I don’t like the chaos of adding something to my feed I didn’t get to preview

riddle me this: why are your little pictures so precious?

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

*someone gives their opinion*
*i give my opinion*
“Okay but I don’t know why you disagree with me.”

?????????

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

I went into a *really cute* store today and didn’t buy ~anything~

Someone get me a reward 💁🏼‍♀️(just one of the small, ceramic glasses–and the saucer–would do! But also accepting the tan, long robe in small. Thx)

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

“It’s Country Grammar, by Nelly”

Also judging from the period at the end of the “hahaha” my mother did *not* appreciate my joke

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

“You’re too close but also too far away” -portrait mode #iphone

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

Tuesday, happening
Me, losing my absolutely shit

just another ManIC TuEsDaY lol

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

Cooking with Paris is legit one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. And the only cooking one. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Jessica Hische @jessicahische]

Melt the guns.

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

Kris and Kylie at the car wash is the level of joy I’m looking for in life tbh

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

*orders boba, posts reel*
Alright, let’s call it a day

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

I’m just tryna watch Selling Sunset and make it through Monday y’know

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

#hottake The Nanny therapy sessions were the basis for all confessionals in reality tv

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

anyway, those are my Sunday morning living room thoughts ✌🏼

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

In 5th grade a dude made a joke and got sent to the principal’s office, and because it was before we could just like text someone …(disassociates)…some kid put a staple in his finger so he could go to the nurse (across from the principal’s office) so he could report back to us

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

that sub was on some shit. she also made us watch James and The Giant Peach and I still don’t even know why.