In 2016, a rare Vaporeon spawned in Central Park.
People abandoned cars and sprinted through the park to catch it.
For one summer, Pokémon Go turned adults into wildlife.
everyone was talking about their heights and this dude who was shorter than me said he was 6 feet tall and when it came around to me and i was about to say my height he looked at me like this
>was serving a couple
>they were bickering 'ill pay' 'no ill pay'
>the girl tapped her card first
>card was declined
>guy smirked, tapped his card
>card was also declined
I went to see Project Hail Mary. Great movie, I highly recommend it. The less you know about it going in, the better. Trust me.
The guy in front of me in the theater brought his dog in to see the movie with him. I think it was a service animal. But the dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie, it was strange.
So I said to the guy afterwards, "I know this is going to sound strange, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed the movie." He said, "It is strange. He hated the book."
Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home
Floyd Mayweather never wore a pair of underwear twice.
He employed someone full-time whose only job was sanitizing his car collection each morning. If a car hadn’t been wiped down, Mayweather wouldn’t touch it.
The man spent $12,000 a week at one Japanese steakhouse. Every week. For years. At a party, he threw $50,000 into a swimming pool to watch strippers dive in after it.
Floyd bought a $50,000 diamond-encrusted iPod. An $18 million watch with 260 carats of diamonds. A $10 million engagement ring for a woman who became his ex.
The car habit got worse. Five Bugattis. Sixteen Rolls-Royces. A $5 million Koenigsegg. His assistant mentioned she’d just picked up his 33rd Mercedes from one dealership. Mayweather got tired of her borrowing his cars, so he bought her one too.
Then came the jets. A $60 million Gulfstream for himself. A second one for $30 million because his entourage was annoying him on the first.
The gambling was its own beast. $5.9 million on a single NBA game. Six figures on the Little Caesars Bowl. The Little Caesars Bowl. He averaged $100,000 a week in bets. One year he reportedly lost $50 million.
Thieves broke into his house and walked out with $7 million in jewelry. Floyd kept spending.
Then the IRS showed up wanting $22 million in unpaid taxes. Mayweather’s lawyers told a judge his wealth was “primarily illiquid.” Asked the court to please wait 60 days because another fight was coming and he needed the purse to cover the bill.
He paid. Then bought the second jet.
Now it’s 2026. The first jet is sold. A court authorized creditors to seize his Bugatti. His strip club owes back taxes. He still owes Logan Paul $1.5 million from four years ago. His team asked Showtime to open the books on his career earnings. Showtime said the records were destroyed in a flood.
Mayweather’s plan to fix everything: fight a 59-year-old Mike Tyson. In the Congo. At age 49.
Career earnings: $1.2 billion. Every line above is real.
Flowers have been selectively bred to look good and have no intrusive smells for the past 80 years. If you visit a rose garden growing heritage roses the smell almost knocks you out
Bitcoin was fun while it lasted.
Trillions of dollars flowed into an asset that produces nothing, yields nothing, and depends entirely on the next investor paying more than the last.
It started in the darkest corners of the internet, then got scrubbed clean and rebranded as “digital gold” and a “store of value” — buzzwords used by people who wanted exit liquidity.
This is shaping up to be the biggest wealth wipeout the world has ever seen. It was always a casino, and the house is about to pull the plug.