uncle phil™

[C H E F O M R @itsowayne]

Adults Only, open this when you're alone.

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

Gotta make ‘em sweat a little 😶‍🌫️

[Alex Washington @Alex_Washington]

How Omeretta feels about Atlanta, is how I feel about Detroit.

Dearborn is not Detroit.
Southfield is not Detroit.
Warren is not Detroit.
Downriver is not Detroit.
Royal Oak is not Detroit
Farmington Hills is not Detroit.

(…) and the list goes on. 😂

[皇麥克 @DatGuy_DeMike]

I don’t care what the CDC say, you gone need them 10 days & a negative test to come around me.

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

People who claim to make so much, yet are complaining about being broke.. make it make sense 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

@KirstieLiakos I say next Wednesday 🎃💀

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

@iGotWings_FGE Lightning revival in Byron Center, took care of ma dukes with her first tattoo and my most recent. Great prices and work!

[Avery Chatman @AveryChatman]

People getting married and having babies stresses me out.

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

@osuna_adri Love you more 💕🥰

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

Miss you more mami 🥵😍😰

[Adrianna Osuna @osuna_adri]

@classyguy305, I’m ready to be 40. Come put a ring on it. 💍💁🏻‍♀️ I miss you, babe. 🤟🏽🥺

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

@AveryChatman Miss you moree ✊🏽

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

🙌🏽

[Avery Chatman @AveryChatman]

God is so good

[Avery Chatman @AveryChatman]

I want live coverage look of Trump refusing to leave the White House. I’d pay an insurmountable to be there in person.

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

@trulyseltzer @kayfireupcurran

[McK @wolfhengesh]

Omg I just saw an article about if the swine flu hits during Covid. A pandemic in a pandemic. Fuck 2020.

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

@Grandriverruler Yes HMU!

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

@taylorfayelyn Have one for me too

[uncle phil™ @classyguy305]

J. Lo could’ve done this halftime show alone 🤷🏽‍♂️