Kate Roth

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@dyl_pickles9 MasterChef Jr. is one of my favorites!

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@DairyQueen stopped serving the $5 lunch all day and I’ve never been so disappointed in my life. #bringitback

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

#thingsparentssay “If you wake her up, I will punch you in the throat”

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@rebel_reba I support your use of periods. Grammar is important.

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@megdonovan21 Girl, I've already finished a bag. Gotta make up for last year's loss. Charlotte didn't like them, in the womb at least.

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

As a lover of lists, I just gotta say, I love @teamwork! It's making it easier to stay organized with all of our projects.

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@megdonovan21 Same. Here's just some from Charlotte's three month 'photo shoot'

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@msteves14 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@msteves14 Don't tease me girl! I'm counting you to use your NFL connections to introduce me to the real Leigh Anne Touhy, Sandra Bullock, or Peyton

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@msteves14 I freaking love him. 😂 How do I get to be an extra in his next commercial? I NEEEED you to use your contacts so I can meet him.

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

I need to wash dishes but my baby is currently sleeping in my shoulder and looking insanely cute, so they can wait until tomorrow

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

Confession: I hate fireworks.

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@rebel_reba Hey, did you clean your room when you tweeted this 19 hours ago? No pool time until you do, young lady!

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@jannapayton Welcome back. Remember how you, me, and @91Jessielynn were #tweetingroomies for all of one day?

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@mego_2010 Always make sure that there is something laying under the baby if she's on a non-washable surface, like the couch.

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

Dear Microsoft Excel,
You're my favorite program ever. Seriously. Love. You.

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

My daughter allowed me to get a solid straight four hours of sleep. Now I'm wide awake bc this is the most I've gotten in the last 2 months

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

Parenthood: yelling 'you touched her last!' when you hear the baby fill her diaper #notmyturn #somanydiapers

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@itsAUBvious_ Such a good concert! I still think of if every time a hear a Garth song on the radio. One of the best nights of my life.

[Kate Roth @classykate92]

@mego_2010 One of the many reasons marriage is so great. #bigshirts #hurryupNorah