OluwaPapi Chula

i do be kissing boys and admiring boobs. I hate stupid boys, And I love the misandry babes. 🫶🏾🫶🏾

[Lujo | Product designer @creativelujo]

I’ve applied to so many companies mehn
Job hunting is wild.
When did I apply to NEPA?😭😭😔

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

@giwamorenikejii oh i’m not hungry ✋🏾

[M @Acupofmikey]

This part @ayrastarr

[— @nochillmarv]

this entire conversation has made it clear to see why +234 employers think it’s okay to send interns to buy food for them, fucking useless from top to bottom

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

You people do ten million HR Conferences a year, just to end up telling us that we should apply discretion with company policies.

You’re all bloody embarrassing and you ought to cover your nonsense faces im shame.

Bloody bunch of alabosis

[Black Noise Magazine @blacknoisemag]

Black Noise Research presents its 2026 Midyear Electronic Nightlife Report 📊

From January–June, our research & editorial team tracked 199 electronic music events across 7 Nigerian cities, mapping the people, sounds, spaces and patterns shaping the ecosystem.

Data that helps us understand the scale at which the ecosystem is growing, show it’s gaps and track it’s evolution

Read the full report 👇
https://t.co/0ZPSntdg6m

[Gbolahan @TheGsmart]

Very pro-culture, anti-woke and anti-West until we ask why native wears are frowned upon and people have to wear suit and "dress corporate"...lol

[Superstar Osas ✨ @OsasOkonyon]

You lot like rich people ehnn! 😭😂😂

[CHIZOM @iam_polymath]

If Tony was at a forum in the west and someone called him Tony , he won’t rebut in this manner.
All these instructions are for very poor people.

It’s the same way Burnaboy won’t step on the head of a fan abroad but him go use boot comot Nigerian fan teeth.

The respect people have for you is commensurate to how rich and powerful you are.

[Ìhè @Zulu__a]

Energy that they’d use to make their bank app better mtchewwww

[Dr WooliesRotisserieFag @justqueerzwa]

getting blocked on grindr after you send them pictures of yourself

[nicoletine @nicoletine0319]

i don’t even like any part of this country enough to be tribalist, i hate all of you equally😭

[Femi The Analyst . @Femiforge]

I’ve applied to so many jobs that when a recruiter finally calls me, I have to start investigating which company I actually applied to.

[𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ]

Ayra Starr looks pulchritudinous in new photos. 🤩💜

[ᜰ @belikeski]

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself it's because I care.

[Murder Mitten Mami @CallmeMsParker]

Someone said their personal recession indicator was running out of their stash of plastic grocery bags 😭

He said he used them all & realized they weren’t being replaced because… he stopped going grocery shopping.

Now THAT is an economic indicator

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

passing the phone to anyone dreaming of leaving nigeria, we go escape walahi🤲🏾

[YinkusChosen @YinkusChosay4]

We don submit that application again today, Dear Hiring Manager😪😪😪

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

𝐒𝐭✰𝐫𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥💜

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.