classy teacher (3am version)

enlightening the minds of children or whatever • she/her • BLM • other things I'm into: 🌿🌎📷⚽🥊(no real name so my students can't find me)

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

we are learning about the "sh" sound in my kindergarten class this week and today a girl shouted out "just like the shhhh at the beginning of among us!" and I was like yeah exactly 😂😂 bro whatever works

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

and this was me in college listening to can't blame a girl for trying and thumbs:

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

my bf just asked if Short n Sweet is Sabrina's first album

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

Fell down an Olympics rabbit hole watching all the sports I didn't know were even included. Don't get me wrong, it's very impressive, but if someone told me they were an Olympic medalist in table tennis I'd laugh in their face

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

why do they look like that 🙈

[Madni Aghadi @hey_madni]

Dream Machine by Luma AI is just 3 days old.

Now memes are becoming videos.

10 wild examples:

1. Distracted boyfriend

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

@bunnysnack I charge mine while I shower

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

back shots while talking to some demons gotta go crazy

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

He hath been sealed away for his crimes

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

I thought my top 3 for TTPD were
1 guilty as sin
2 down bad
3 I can do it with a broken ❤️
but my Spotify stats beg to differ

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

@NoContextHumans Why did he start leg first 😭

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

my spotify for the past month

[chad @badboychadhoy]

how you gonna be 5’8 dropping weights in the gym. the ground is right there just put them down

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

got my boyfriend addicted to the song Espresso 😈

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

men are a menace

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Cate Blanchett vs leaf blowers is the only celebrity feud I care about

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

got complimented on the outfit i specifically wore for compliments

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

@tswifterastour Wait I forgot guilty as sin!!!

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

@tswifterastour ThanK you aIMee
I can do it with a broken heart
Fortnight
But Daddy I love him
imgonnagetyouback

[classy teacher (3am version) @classyteachr]

y'all were saying you needed a dictionary for this album but I need Wikipedia bc who are all these people?!?? 😭 #TSTTPD

[julia 💌🌹 @redtvtrack9]

THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED ITS JOEVER IM