Stay Drunk

Srat hard, srat proper, and drink more than all your guy friends.

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I never tweet here anymore. Someone make this account interesting again

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Came home to a new jag in the garage #casual

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I still can't sleep someone come tuck me in

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Fucking tweaking on adderall right now and it's 550am. Why do I do this to myself!

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Midterms week is sucking the life out of me. What happened.

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@SthrnLoudSmoker yes, yes indeed :)

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@SthrnLoudSmoker haha truth

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@SthrnLoudSmoker I like the sound of that

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@SthrnLoudSmoker right here

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My life

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You do not hit the bowl 3 times in a puff pass circle #getouttahere

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What happened to cornering the bowl? #stoneretiquette

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So rock me mama like a wagon wheel

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Playing the debate drinking game is hard because I feel like we never stop drinking #debates

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Damn those are some good lookin old men

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And so it begins #PresidentialDebateDrinkingGame

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@BlackedddOuttt that's the plan, girl. that's the plan. the bar won't be the same without me, though.

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The fact that I can't go out tonight is really depressing me #blackoutwednesday is turning into #studytilyoupassoutwednesday

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If these stupid freshmen aren't here in five minutes for their workshop I'm out #seeyanever

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When professors use the wrong form of "your" in an email <<< what's wrong with you YOU'RE AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR