Clayton Flagg

I collect globes, work in the props department, and I'm the only para-palaeontologist in British Columbia.

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Bought a delicious mango black tea lemonade from Starbucks. But really, I just needed stir sticks to mix 2-part epoxy.

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Me, to the cat after it puked: "Aw, you should go have a nap."
As if she isn't going to have a nap.

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So what happens when you follow your dreams and they lead you to a frustrating career filled with boneheads?

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Next time somebody gets upset with you, say: "Woah, you need to Netflix and chill out." It's topical.

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@HEELDanielle because the file was sent direct to Mulder and Scully and hasn't been designated "unsolved" yet. #madethatup

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@GillianA I would've offered you one, but I assumed you were sick of looking at them. ;)

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@kumailn A pleasure to work with you! We both got to live our dreams and be part of The X-Files. ;)

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@feltron so excited for the 2014 Report! What app did you use to record your local weather and duration of precipitation?

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.

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How discouraging for a young bright mind who uses his spare time for self-education. #IStandWithAhmed

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Love when you order food from an establishment whose sole purpose is making and serving food and the staff act like it's a big hassle.

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@kumailn Donald Trump stole the Gray's Sports Almanac, and George never stood up to Cosby at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance...

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Instagrams of cats are up 32% this hour. More on this story as it unfolds.

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Someone should make a Wikipedia page documenting all the wigs worn in The Americans. I would do it, but I'm too busy.

[The X-Files @thexfiles]

Did you see this?! Exclusive new footage of #TheXFiles just aired during #WaywardPines!
https://t.co/HPg55gFz6o

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@kumailn Casey Moans #NinjaTurtleSexAct #TheMeltdown

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Hey, what happened to Clodhoppers? GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO CLODHOPPERS!?

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@kumailn By the power of GreyScully! #nichetweet

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@danharmon Haven't heard a Vincent Price break in any raps recently... Time for a reprise? #spiders #bats #MCjohn

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When did it become okay to chew gum with your mouth open? Gross. So gross. You're gross if you do that.