claud_irl 🇵🇸

Dumb babby

[sky_comet @skycomet1]

i dont do CASUAL, i dont do HOOKUPS. i love with my whole heart and become crazily obsessed, and if it doesnt work i KILL MYSELF

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

what does it mean that men always call me “mate.” does it mean im sexy

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

#VSFashionShow is like the Cannes film festival for girls with eating disorders

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

I have carefully curated my Twitter algorithm so that my feed is 50% Philip Seymour Hoffman fancams and 50% other stuff

[ٍ @manic_posting]

Addison Rae, I have received the instructions you have encoded in your music

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

Getting really into stinky food lately: egg and fish sandwiches, olives, Gorgonzola. Likely something medically wrong with me.

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

Would rather die than send someone a voice note

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

Genuinely this ep changed me

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

[HB🏝️ @0CEANICAIRLINES]

HAS IT EVER ONCE CLOCKED TO YOU THAT I’M STANDING ON BUSINESS

[julie @helencftroy]

babe wake up ethel cain just dropped a 1h20 long video about her favorite fragrances

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

Coworker said “I like your outfit, it looks really ‘relaxed’.” Should i end it all

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

Why does the BDS Hummus have to taste so good 😭😭

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

You either die a hero (person who makes fun of guys who ride e-scooters in workwear) or live long enough to become the villain (guy who rides e-scooters in workwear)

[🃏 @hrtofthepack]

Me after saying idgaf

[乱暴おまめちゃん @KiNaCoCham]

そして帰宅
#チャコガエル
#あじみ

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

[serènity @cultureartislam]

First Ramadan Iftar in Gaza, Palestine.

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

Someone was doing the Stuff quiz in the mosh

[claud_irl 🇵🇸 @claud_irl]

Lady was eating a hard boiled egg on my bus this morning. Good start to the day for some.