claudezachary

Living with Stage IV since 2016!... Borrowed time is still time... Frontman for @balltzfalcons

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@john_wawrow Too soon, man. Too soon.

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@MikeVanderbilt To their credit, they have mastered dibs, though.

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@MikeVanderbilt Blocked and reported

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@MikeVanderbilt Real Chicagoans identify by parish.

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@pattonoswalt Jon Stewart has bulked up for the coming zombie apocalypse

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@DPRK_News We don’t. Simpletons force him into our timelines.

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@jonathanchait @joshtpm @brianschatz @kampeas I think we need to see bofa articles.

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@MikeVanderbilt

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@MikeVanderbilt Great question. Van Halen comes to mind, but it's not a perfect analogy.

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@MikeVanderbilt Especially true when ya got jags like this running around the neighborhood

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@NateGearyWGR I think he has a crush on you

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@MikeVanderbilt I, for one, was surprised by this week's cameo by Richard Simmons as the pit mechanic.

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@waltshaub @RadioFreeTom

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@davelozo Kinda like Hynes watching Louis Domingue in net tonight.

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@MattNegrin But where does he stand on tomfoolery? Shenanigans?

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@MikeVanderbilt What about our most controversial small business takes?

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@m_millsey Shhh! Don’t tell Eric Carmen.

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@MikeVanderbilt @PFChangs Probably not. I could see a move to Worth, though.

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@joshtpm Pretty sweet gig, when you think about it