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[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime

10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system

[will @will_nba_hater]

First president to subscribe to girl math

[martina🌸 @harrysleopard]

Is anyone else terrified of Aug 26 - Oct 31

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Ajibola @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[claudia @claudiaax0]

@Vesper_2005 Valid

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[mila @dadubiouschunk]

I guess they want me to read out loud

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

10:00 am - anything is possible
2:00 pm - but not today

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

What’s your 5 martini plan. Where do you see yourself in 5 martinis.

[Birender Dhanoa @bsdhanoa]

Every time I decide to reduce my screen time, another war breaks out…

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

I think my monitoring the situation really helped.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

yearning for you while on company time

[Pengu @Penguxn]

as long as i don't allow myself to form any thoughts i'm pretty much the happiest person alive

[( x, ,x) @fwngs]

beinf avoidant is so strange like hahahaha that message is Super funny. im not going to reply

[We Move™ @_AllUpOnThat]

Y’all remember when Donald Glover made a perfect song https://t.co/H56N6L0n6X

[♰ @reeceollld]

this would’ve did numbers on tumblr

[♰ @reeceollld]

we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters