Claudia Garratt

Dr Claud, Ecologist. I really love satsumas, but am not at ALL keen on clementines. ❄️

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@iD_Mobile_UK I switched to iD on a sim only deal 2 weeks ago, have since regularly been unable to make or receive calls or texts, have missed calls re hospital appts & now phone registers no phone signal at all for 48hrs. I see I’m not the only one!

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@flintoff11 @kylehogg22 Absolutely loved it! Wish we’d found out at the end what was next for Faisal & Ammar though, was so gutted for them to have missed out. Have they stuck with it and felt able to rejoin the team?! I hope so.

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

Totally sick of @duolingo not awarding my xp, but on the plus side it has finally freed me from giving a crap about which league I’m in and competing in leaderboards, which I’d failed in my attempts to do up til now.

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@glastonbury What about fairness for people who carefully checked they were registered in time as instructed, waited to organise a weekend away until after the ticket sale date was announced to avoid missing it, and are now away in a remote location on the rearranged date? Thanks. Fuming 😡

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@fred_fearn You saw a leopard?!? 😧 Yala?

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@jacks_flights is something going on with the app?? I have had >30 identical notifications in the last 10 minutes.

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

Why are the logos on the family’s t-shirts sometimes blurred out and sometimes not?? Enquiring minds need to know #newlivesinthewild

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@ficaryl I love the excitement at cows video - had forgotten all about that 🥰

[India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby]

Dan Wootton - one of the Woke-Finder Generals of Britain’s Far Right media - has today traipsed down to Buck Palace to film himself being sad.
Dan would normally call this virtue signalling.

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@Herring1967 Me too 😭

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@lucyfives I got this one quicker than the Valentine’s Day one. Go figure 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@stuheritage Nah there has to be harder ones in there sometimes to keep the interest! I’ve had a couple where I’ve got to my last guess and had to resort to the dictionary - I now know some new words. Humor can F off though…

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@DFDSUKUpdates sitting on the (already very late) DFDS ferry from ijmuiden, and now told there is no bar and we will not be getting the expensive meal we paid for, but just something on a tray to eat in our cabin?!? What gives @dfds_uk ????!

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@dfds_uk @emily_h_b This is not true. We have just had a similar situation at Newcastle and the (incorrect) information we were given and restrictions placed on our travel by DFDS very nearly destroyed our Christmas.

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@StephenKing Lemony Snicket

[BrewDog @BrewDog]

🍻Competition Time🍻

We're opening this amazing @BrewDog beer hotel in Edinburgh with beer on tap in all the rooms! Plus, fridges in the shower for shower beers, obviously.

Opens Q3 2021

Retweet for a chance to win a 2 night stay for 2! 3 lucky winners will be picked at random

[Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 @xandvt]

There are lots of people out there who sincerely believe that the government are not responsible for COVID deaths: in the end we all managed our own risks. Personal responsibility and health is a large part of Tory ideology. In this case they are very wrong.

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

@moneyboxteam haven’t fully investigated the new app yet, but am a little sad about the old graphics. I loved that you could animate the blocky fox by tapping the screen! (Little hidden details make me really happy). Not essential to monitoring investments though obviously... ☺️

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

This entire thread is hilarious.

[Claudia Garratt @ClaudiaClaws]

The comments under this would be hilarious if it wasn’t all so head-scratchingly obvious that thousands of people actually believe this horseshit, despite very simple clear evidence that it is horseshit.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Fuck me, he looks like a homeless Thundercat.