Claudia Ford

I'm the girl your mother warned you about...or should have.

[Claudia Ford @claudiaford]

Today we celebrated BooBoo’s 14th birthday! He went for a car ride, had a cheeseburger from McDonalds (we missed breakfast or it would have been an sausage mcmuffin- his fave lol), he laid outside by the pool in the… https://t.co/1nHjeRCVVl

[Claudia Ford @claudiaford]

I finally figured out how to create my own picture/word/quote thing!! Whoohoo! Not sleeping can be productive sometimes. It can also be expensive. I’ll be getting a few deliveries this week 🤪🤦‍♀️😂 #Monday #funny… https://t.co/LNqGwwhMWk

[Claudia Ford @claudiaford]

We all have #ambitions, some of us are just more #ambitchous 🤣 #beyourbestbitch #youAREthebest #aimhigh #dreambig #goals #desire #dream #aspiration #bestbitch #betterbitch #bitchyquotes #saturday #motivation AND… https://t.co/3CZbKh8aTE

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Today...this guy turned 18! It has not been easy but I’ve managed to get him to adulthood. And I’ve killed cactus. A few of them. And bamboo. 😂 Happiest of birthdays to the little man who stole my heart. ❤️… https://t.co/WhRW0jro69

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@SchittsCreek thank you for the laugh. @danjlevy we should be best friends. you would love me. promise.

[Claudia Ford @claudiaford]

You can be whatever you want to be! #dreambig #mondaymotivation #monday #tools #sharpesttoolintheshed #besomeone #hoes #funnymemes #icrackmyselfup https://t.co/zF3UVnQWsO

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So the more tacos I eat = the more puppies I can hold? Life has finally come full circle! 😜#goals #puppies #thickthighs #tacos #holdallthepuppies kvisoso3 #meme #funnymemes #dogs #dogsmakemehappy #animals… https://t.co/8BIxlwb1o6

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I have become my dogs snack bitch. 🤣 #snacks #foodislife #funnymemes #dogmom #doglover #imstillcool https://t.co/wh7uC6wED9

[Claudia Ford @claudiaford]

When in Rome. Or Louisiana. 😜 Meet Petite. Or as I dubbed her “La Petite” because she’s fancy and la=Louisiana lol She’s about 1.5 years old, loves her heating pad, long walks in the park on her leash and selfies. 😍… https://t.co/xRxcOxC7g8

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My dogs love me for me 😂 #dogs #rescuedogs #theytolerateme #dogmom #youarenotdrinkingaloneifthedogishome #memes https://t.co/o4rmPRsCnm

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I’ve been there for every first day of school but this one hits a little harder than the others. I remember the years of walking you to your room, meeting the teacher, getting you the folders that you picked out… https://t.co/yjGJryR1xJ

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Chilling in my cabana (with our personal cabana boy Alfredo), with my margarita and a sweet, sweet view!! #mybestfriend #bootyfordays #webetrippin #dreamstulum #mexico https://t.co/1d7Nw7Yhbw

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Another estate sale score! #houston #houstonoilers #nfl #vintage https://t.co/E0qEqPsJIV

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In honor of National Pet Day, my favorite picture of my sweet babies. Preston and Penelope may no longer be with us but they are always with us. #nationalpetday #rescuedog… https://t.co/yPDfi7GTDk

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This cup speaks for itself! Monday’s definitely require “two-scoops”! #revitalu #coffee #funnymugs #mondaymood #smartcoffee #focus #weightloss #messagemeforsamples https://t.co/6sCMuiQXrh

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Love Her Wild @atticuspoetry speaks to me #love #poetry #loveherwild #atticuspoetry https://t.co/9QM2YAqtsF

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Whatever you are, be a good one. #happiness #onelove #loveyourself https://t.co/REJTDvfk7V

[Claudia Ford @claudiaford]

Creeps be slidin’ into LinkedIn like Instagram DMs. Boy please! 😂🤦‍♀️ #LinkedIn #boybye #aintnobodygottimeforthat https://t.co/tWrZ4YA6vH

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Maybe I did! Ducks are cool! 🦆#adultingishard #idratherbeaduck #myphonekeepsautocorrectingduckstosomethinginappropriate #wednesdaywisdom #humpday https://t.co/G4rbJtCLvg

[Claudia Ford @claudiaford]

These beautiful flowers were waiting for me when I got home today. I am thankful to have such a thoughtful, wonderful best friend. She knows how hard this week has been and just wanted me… https://t.co/2NYF6EmBtn