schmords

[‎ً @labyerenth]

Ignoring tourist attractions in a new city and going straight to their Brandy melville

[jess ★ @dreamfyrve]

here again

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

this man is so fine it makes me sick

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Did the journal factory explode is the funniest and most relateable thing I’ve heard in a long time

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

the PR team that represents shapes after seeing their client Black Square is all over the Epstein pics:

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year

[enzo @amaybetino]

when the war against AI starts and I have to kill spotify DJ

[cris die @criisdie]

#ThrowAFanAtHisAssFriday

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“does it get better after turning 20”

[͙͘͡ ✮ 𝘬 @rraccoonluvr]

When I tried taking one last pic with my blind & deaf childhood dog before she had to be put down…

[Harry Eade @harryeade_]

We’re all this meme and I COULDN’T CARE LESS, YES NICO

[soph🧚🏽‍♀️ @seraphicskip]

to this day this is one of the funniest tweets ever 😭