claud

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I was born in the wrong generation (can’t get a lobotomy)

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

That on & off shit at this age is such a waste of time. We too grown to not have control over what we want. Either we locked in or we not

[trash jones @jzux]

a relationship should be 50/50. you take me to the museum and i point at all the weird little guys in the paintings and say “that’s you”

[claud @ClaudiaRemers]

sedation is not enough, I need to be euthanized

[claud @ClaudiaRemers]

can’t play tonsil hockey anymore

[claud @ClaudiaRemers]

I thought the doc was being dramatic when he said getting your tonsils out as an adult was brutal…the man wasn’t lying y’all

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

The fucking things a good back rub will do

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

you deserve someone who texts you boring little details of their day, just so they have a reason to talk to you.

[cyndi ស៊ីនឌី @__cyntax]

being a hot mom is hard work but someones gotta do it

[claud @ClaudiaRemers]

my daughter is living my childhood dreams lol

[claud @ClaudiaRemers]

ISO a boyfriend to pump my gas when it’s cold outside