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[robin @robinmathison14]

What my Big Mac sees when I open my McDonald’s bag

[🌐 @ttfalor]

first day at a job is probably top 2 most embarrassing thing you can ever go through as a human

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."

YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

[marshall @bierberfever420]

Canadians b like I need to go to dollarama

[Covie @covie_93]

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Gave the ball to his sister with zero hesitation 🥹

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

when i read a 1 star review of a movie/book i gave 5 stars and they kinda have a point

[Assad Bajwa @oyebajwey]

This can't be the same brain that learnt glycolysis and Krebs cycle.

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

I be like “i need to lock in” and it’s just me moving the clothes from the washer to the dryer

[dani @josephinekarev]

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, YOU TELL THEM. EVEN IF YOURE SCARED THAT ITS NOT THE RIGHT THING. EVEN IF YOURE SCARED THAT ITLL CAUSE PROBLEMS. EVEN IF YOURE SCARED THAT IT WILL BURN YOUR LIFE TO THE GROUND, YOU SAY IT, AND YOU SAY IT LOUD AND YOU GO FROM THERE.

[andy @heyitsandy_]

honestly this winter olympics has everything!! canadians accused of cheating in the curling, an unhinged medal winner begging his ex girlfriend to take him back live on tv, and from my understanding a dog winning a gold medal in the cross country skiing

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers.

This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.

Auschwitz took time.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Larry Nance @Larrydn22]

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart.
Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943