Claudia Roy

Makeup Artist and Wig Maker

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

The *State Fair* = powdered sugar in all your cracks

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Yea this my last day as a mailman

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

Nothing is better than hanging out with @allovermybutt laughing at stupid shit.

[life is a highway @julyisgone]

Weather alert: tornado is imminent

North Dakotans: it’s 70 degrees :,)

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

My 1.5 hour grocery/vacation prep trip turned into 6 hours of car trouble. Let’s see if I can still leave tomorrow 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

What’s the point of dairy free alternatives if my body still hates them??????????

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

My boyfriend is the cutest and I love him.

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

@khatesmustard OMG HOW 👀😍👻

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

People that order no foam lattes just want an excuse to yell at people they see as lesser and you cannot change my mind.

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

I’ve been trying to find the last of my red hair dye since we moved 4 months ago and I’m convinced the moving truck ate it.

[The Office Memes @OfficeMemes_]

no one:

me thinking I can become a gymnast after watching the Olympics:

[Robin4mpls @robin4mpls]

This is what Minneapolis looks like right now. Smoky skies as a result of the wildfires taking place in Canada. Worst air quality recorded in the state’s history.

We are literally witnessing climate catastrophes happen daily.

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Even if I did smell like a roll of nickels, is that bad?

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

MSP friends, we ran out of that Chicago recreational weed. Help plz.

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

Do I know why I decided to mount a complicated personal project the night before I have to run 4 meetings at my brand new job? No.
Is it fun? Yes.

[Boots @bootsadiah]

As a midwesterner in Chicago, I must assert my dominance by standing on the porch during a tornado warning and telling my roommates I've seen worse

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

All my friends have seen my boobs. I don’t care, they’re boobs.

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

America when France gave them the Statue of Liberty

[Claudia Roy @claudiaruth23]

@midnightoatmeal I rarely make dinner, but when I do I almost always snap at jesse to get out of the kitchen. Even though it’s 100% his domain and I’m a guest there.