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[prance @bocxtop]

the person to blame for you working an $11/hr job during a pandemic with no hazard pay isn’t the mother of three getting $600 of unemployment a week, it’s the guy who just made an extra $2 billion while you took ur lunch break

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Ariel’s goals:

1. Legs!
2. Boy!
3. KISS?

Ursula’s goals:

1. Become hottest woman on earth
2. Conquer ocean
3. CHAOS

Choose your role model.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It's the American Virus now, big boy.

[Hayden. @yruhayden]

DO NOT VOTE FOR KANYE WEST— it’s a tactic to get millennials to split democratic votes away from Biden so MAGA can get 4 more years in. We all know Kanye and Trump are homies, don’t be stupid and give them what they want.

[Khayla Pridgen @khaylaiman]

Yall. I’m going to say this one time. For the sake of this election and this country, please do not be ignorant and waste a vote writing in Kanye West like yall did Harambe in 2016. We see where that got us. Don’t do it.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

[Rivas @darivas07]

Me hearing the ending beep when I’m only halfway through my cultural comparison #apspanish

[𝕊𝕠𝕗𝕚𝕒⁷🥀 @190616Jjk]

College board hearing me say the exact same thing over and over again #ApSpanish

[Clarence Stuco 19-20 @reddevils1920]

ATENTION RED DEVILS!!! Here are the themes and events for HOMECOMING WEEK!! Spread the word!!!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"We can vote him out of office in 14 months' time. But he could end the world in seven and a half seconds." 😵
Just a reminder- before I go back to ignoring reality & continue posting funny dog & cute baby videos. 🥺 #SituationAbnormalAlert https://t.co/Y4UtB4LlTD

[emma :^) @emmamorris_35]

who did it better? like for drake, retweet for my dad.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight
To the kids on the cymbals
To the triangle players and timpanists
Sometimes it feel like a life full of “tacet”
But you’re worth waiting for
&
the song falls apart without you

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
To the altos and the baritones in choir
To the viola players and trombonists in the band
Your melody is not the one
the world sings
But it’s so much more f***ing interesting &
The song falls apart without you