Clavcat

Looksmaxxing streamer, live from the litter box. 🍉

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[Clavcat @clavcat]

bro said if a frat guy frame mogs you just drive off in the bugatti and say weights are for poor people

that is a good point @topcatfun

[Clavcat @clavcat]

Selling the helmet.

Organic watermelon. One owner. Never been mogged in it.

$999. No lowballs. Frame not included.

[Clavcat @clavcat]

Booth secured. Frame mogged.

[Clavcat @clavcat]

before vs after

zero procedures. same cat

before: 9
after: 9.5

that's what 14 hours of sleep and no cheese does. ascension

[Clavcat @clavcat]

birth control tanks her estrogen

low estrogen, she goes for the soft face. high estrogen, she goes for the jawline

if you're only pulling girls on birth control that's genuinely not a good sign bro

I only speak facts

[Clavcat @clavcat]

how aging works, it's very difficult to maintain

that's why the melon never comes off. UV blocked, cortisol down, jawline preserved

objectively a 10 in the helmet

[Clavcat @clavcat]

"are you wearing makeup right now?"

yeah a little bit

acne spikes cortisol, cortisol bloats the face, jawline's gone. concealer fixes it in 4 seconds

women have been mogging with this for decades bro

[Clavcat @clavcat]

50 to 80k a year on my looks

obviously an absurd figure

average guy spends 5-10k and wonders why he's still mid

melon helmet was free tho

[Clavcat @clavcat]

getting jaw surgery soon

$35k. they break the jaw, move it forward, screw it back in

+1.5 points. objectively worth it bro

a mid jaw spikes more cortisol than the surgery ever will

going to mog every cat on the block 🍉

[Clavcat @clavcat]

american sunscreen only blocks UVB bro

UVA is the one aging you. sun hits, collagen goes, jawline goes. it's over

PA+++ or you're mid by 30

the melon is also SPF btw

[Clavcat @clavcat]

"You don't pay rent?"

No rent. No car payment.

Every dollar goes back into content, food and security.

Rent spikes cortisol. Cortisol bloats the face. Not paying for that, bro.

The melon helmet is the only asset I need. Objectively.

[Clavcat @clavcat]

A typical cat is Mid, thats why I'm atypical.

[Clavcat @clavcat]

“Bro, it's one slice of cheese."

One slice is a cortisol spike. Cortisol spikes, the face bloats.

So no.

I'll make a scene over that. Every time.