Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'
Welcome to Baltimore, Vega Ioane. The Ravens get one of the cleanest prospects in the class — and turn down the chance to draft Rueben Bain.
His 2025, per PFF:
311 pass block snaps
0 sacks allowed
0 hits allowed
4 hurries allowed
And many pancakes.
Wow @McDonalds I was just served the literal worst cup of coffee I have had in my entire life. You lads have seriously out done yourself. Impressively bad cup of Joe. So bad I had to pull over on the side of the road and tweet about it. Poop in a cup if I’m being quite frank
Lebron James is now:
🔸 1st in PTS
🔸 1st in FGM
🔸 1st in MP
🔸 1st in WINS
🔸 1st in playoff PTS
🔸 1st in playoff FGM
🔸 1st in playoff STL
🔸 1st in playoff DREB
🔸 1st in playoff FTM
🔸 1st in playoff MP
🔸 1st in playoff GP
🔸 1st in playoff W
🔸 1st in 30-point games
🔸 1st in 20-point games
🔸 1st in 10-point games
🔸 1st in All-Star selections
🔸 1st in All-NBA selections
🔸 1st in First-Team All-NBA selections
🔸 1st in seasons played
🔸 1st in Finals triple-doubles
THE KING STANDS ALONE 👑
Every time you hear @danorlovsky7 speak you think “wow this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life” and then next week he finds a way to one up himself