no kaws only claws

Queer artist, future cultural analyst and most of all, a crackhead for many bands.

Pronouns: They/them

[no kaws only claws @clawsername]

what the fuck is a super follower

[no kaws only claws @clawsername]

@PhoenixTesni babe, BABE

[rae⁷🫧㉧㉣㉣ @wispyoongi]

gonna be real for a second. you guys need to not be weird about hobi dancing with that girl. scream and hype and have fun but do not cross lines, do not message her, do not start rumors that would put hoseok’s character and professionalism in question. do NOT set him up.

[Nikki @_nikki_tweets]

Crimes happen every day, but when a woman commits one, it's suddenly a national debate. Memes are made, feminism is questioned, and slogans like 'Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao' are mocked. Some women even degrade their own gender for a few likes and retweets. Sad reality

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

It turns out eating almost all your meals at home does in fact save you a comical amount of money. Humbled to discover this

[Conor Power @ConorJimPower]

The fact that so many people don't see glasses as a disability aid (which it is), because they're so incredibly common, is that accessibility can absolutely become the norm. If it's the norm for the somewhat visually impaired, it can be the norm for any other disability too.

[Simran Kaur @KaurSimran9797]

Smiling & saying thank you, in India, could invite stalking, character assassination (easy girls, lack character, are only good enough to sleep with). Their politeness could also be seen as an invitation for unwanted sexual advances.
In case it leads to sexual assault,

[Riley🧃🧸 @Riley__senpai]

Mind you HE WAS ALREADY IN JAIL😭

[dix big @Dixbig0]

Not a single Palestinian made meme about dead indian children either

[dolly ⁹⁹ @sieunistaken]

people still speak about kpop fans like its 2017-2019. these people stand for nothing now 😭

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

All love is conditional. Even your parents will disown if you cross a certain line. The idea of unconditional love is unrealistic.

[alixbugbug INACTIVE - find me @alixbugbug @alixbuginactive]

i love programming but how do i deal with the fact that the majority of computer science people are not only completely uneducated in the humanities but also so arrogant they believe themselves to be

[кременчук @gintamacel]

did you guys know the phrase “long time no see” is just a literal translation from chinese 好久不见 that just got real popular for no apparent reason

[megs @fredhechinger]

Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint are fathers, Emma Watson is doing a Masters at Oxford, Dan won a Tony last year, Rupert did a critically acclaimed Apple TV series, Emma started a business with her brother…meanwhile you’re a weird lady obsessed with people’s genitals, Joanne.

[Cāmuk @Albert_Camuk]

Back in the day, being a progressive teenager required a certain air of irreligiosity and a punk attitude. Now, I see 16 and 17 year olds discussing the rules defined by their religion online. I have a very bad feeling about this.

[cassiopeia ☀️ @lagunabayfables]

you know what the most difficult thing to write is? sex scenes and fight scenes between characters who use the same pronouns. what body part is where and whose body part is whose? who knows.

[vee⁷ 🎸 @uarmybrry]

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO RT THIS

[Edgar Ekhon Thepla @poeticlieshensh]

Ah yes, the real oppressed class: Men looking to get arranged married

[no kaws only claws @clawsername]

@riachops oh squid ink pasta is.... vey real... very Italian actually.... but the analysis is spot on lmao