Clay Atkinson

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

Will someone please explain to my wife that it takes several hours to install a new shower head? She’s already waken me up twice from my nap asking me when I’ll be finished.

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

@WUTangKids Somewhere @tonyhawk is praying his name’s not getting mentioned with this!

Sorry Tony.

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

This has to be the greatest clip of all time. I want to sit in this pub every day, drink a beer and watch the absurdity stroll past me.

[𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓮𝔂𝓑𝓸𝔂 😎 @LovelyGeezer65]

I give you the great British pub! Without pubs this country is nothing! It's where we go to talk bollocks to strangers after 10 pints and 6 shots of tequila. #Lockdown

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

Try not to laugh.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

They had one job

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

@MLovetube2 What song is that?

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

@BravesOnBally @BrandonGaudin @Braves who is mouse calling the game with Brandon? Give him some cheese and tell him to go away! #Braves #BravesCountry

[Sweet Daddy Cool✌️🇺🇦 🐕🇨🇦 @m_millsey]

The greatest band on earth.

And the worst. Given the night.

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

.@RandPaul was once labeled a “conspiracy theorist” for saying a lab leak probably caused Covid.

Now the FBI and Energy Department say it's likely.

Here he explains how Anthony Fauci and other officials tried to COVER UP the origin to protect their reputations and funding:

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

Shouldn’t it be pronounced Hoe Himenez and not Joe Himenez? Or maybe pronounced Joe Gymenez? Be consistent! @Braves @BrandonGaudin @JeffSchultzATL @JeffFrancoeur @BlooperBraves #Braves #nlds #GoBraves

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

@BrandonGaudin @JeffFrancoeur @BallySportsSO @BravesOnBally
Brandon and Jeff are idiots. But they’re our idiots! #GoBraves

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

@DOBrienATL you’re the only one I trust. The people considering @mookiebetts MLB MVP are joking, right?
@ronaldacunajr24 #GoBraves #atlanta

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

@HowlerBros F#ck, they got me! As soon as I hit the final send button, I knew it didn’t feel right. Went looking and found this @HowlerBros post. It really seemed too good to be true.

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

Political Correctness has ruined us.

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

What a great interview. @LeTour @matmohoric

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

There isn't one quote we could pick out of this interview to do it justice. If there is one interview you watch today, make it this one with @matmohoric.

On n'a pas su choisir une seule citation qui rendrait hommage à l'interview. Du coup si vous devez écoutez un seul interview en entier aujourd'hui, faites en sorte que ce soit celui de @matmohoric.

#TDF2023

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Stetson Bennett did not get drafted in the first round.

The only conclusion we can draw is that the NFL hates winning, hates Jesus, and hates America.

[Errol Louis (@errollouis.bsky.social) @errollouis]

While 1000s of journalists scramble to cover the former President's arrest, America's comedians are working just as hard. @RandyRainbow is trending.

[Clay Atkinson @clay_atkinson]

@DOBrienATL Play it pretty for Atlanna!

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

Inconvenient fact about electric cars #1:

If you drive it 60,000 miles… you put MORE carbon in the air than a gas powered car.

Only after 60,000 miles do you use less.

[Robert DiPesa @FairTaxSavesUS]

@LMcClainCPA @FairTaxOfficial People need to be educated that the 23% consumption tax REPLACES the federal taxes that are already imbedded into everything we buy. It is NOT in addition to what they are paying now. I ask everyone running for office if they support the FAIRtax. If not, I won’t vote for them.