Clay Ballard

teach a man to fish and he will spend the rest of his life justifying why he fishes so much

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Squirrels got it good

[App State Football @AppState_FB]

Make a STATEment
2015... The year of the Mountaineers
#WinTheState #HistoryHappensHere

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

"The best friends u can have are drunks"

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

Dad right now "you fucking coons drive me crazy" #appstatefootball

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

@MattisonW im kicked back in a office chair with my legs hanging out the window which shows how much the deer are moving around here

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

@MattisonW pay attention to the woods not Twitter lol

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

For someone who has the urge to fish every second of the day my grades turned out pretty decent for the semester #appalumni

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

It's December in Boone and I brought the chacos out of retirement #sunnyand60s #finalexamday

[mckenzie @mckenzieanne17]

Tell me howd you turn the other cheek to save a sorry soul like me

[Just An Average Girl @StandardsRaised]

my GPA won't matter in heaven
my GPA won't matter in heaven
my GPA won't matter in heaven

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

@KatyeCrews @Christian_Sirls @MattisonW neither of us have creepy untrimmed beards anymore 😋

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

Somehow got suckered into a drinkin game with the Victoria secret fashion show

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

"A mountain man is a lonely man and he leaves a lot behind"

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

Kelly: lane u never even kissed me. Lane: now I don't chew tobacco or nothing #classic

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Drunk or not, saying your ABC's backwards is hard as fuck, officer.

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

When you decide to go home for the weekend to hunt instead of studying for finals is when u know your done

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

This here not having water thing is pretty awful, might as well just go pitch a tent in the woods and shower in a creek

[Clay Ballard @clayballard]

When you are waiting on class to start and you start pulling fishing stuff out of your jacket pockets #guidelife