Clayboss

Comedian. Host of @welcomepoddy. Movie watcher.

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@TheCinesthetic SVU

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@omgsidewalks Everest

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I’m so fucking dripped out today for no reason. Just sitting here writing jokes in my finest fit. Even got on boxer briefs with NO holes.

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Port Adelaide!
Therapy is expensive.
Comedy is cheaper.
Public humiliation? Free.
See you at Gin & Comics 🍸
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@ZAYYYTHEGOAT Analytically speaking

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@HawkEmDownChris T Mac

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No NBA for a week so back to regular content… is it weird that I like my pancakes thin and lowkey rubbery?

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@iamrahstradamus Then he should do that

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@overtime @NBA They shared the one where he stays vertical

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One more quarter. 0-0

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📞 “keep this game close”

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These are not basketball moves

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@WorldWideWob Washing machine minutes are gaslighting us

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

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SGA and Drake got the suits on speed dial man non-hockey Canadians are something else

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

TIL Javon Kinlaw uses the word “shit” in place of commas and its awesome

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

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Tomorrow night.
Bring a problem.
Leave with a story.

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[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

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So nervous for the city of New York. That city is going to fall either way.