Twinkle Daddy

My mother thinks I am a nice boy.

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@NewCardSmell @ThomasNewman Hey there! My name is Clay and this here is the story of Ronnie Dobbs…

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

Digitally moving over to the other spot. See yall there or maybe not.

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@ThomasNewman imclaybaker

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@omnomcake_ imclaybaker

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@pelicansong Fuck yes let’s goooooo!!!

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@NewCardSmell Happy birthday stupid. I love you.

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

Imagine all the new utterly stupid shit you'll have to be afraid of now. Ptomaine in canned peaches from Georgia! Smallpox! Floods! Fires! World wars! Pregnancy! And all because half of Americans are mentally subnormal Nazi Jesus freaks trying to hasten the Rapture.

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@ThomasNewman I’m your favorite British cookie’s favorite British cookie.

My name is Chappell Scone.

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@ThomasNewman I’m your favorite apple product’s favorite apple product.

My name is Chappell iPhone.

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@ThomasNewman I’m your favorite copy of your favorite sheep’s favorite sheep.

My name is Chappell Clone.

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@ThomasNewman I aint a praying man but if that happens maybe i’ll start considering it.

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@ThomasNewman NFT’s

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

😇👹

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

“This has gotta be what it feels like to be in Wu-Tang!!!”
- D.J. Pearcy on Michigan weed.

[Twinkle Daddy @claymfingbaker]

@charliedillon That is Rashad. I think i met him when I worked at the Rudyard Kipling. Regardless you should check out his song “I peed on a bird.” He played Gollum during the Billy Strings Halloween shows in Asheville that Ali went to.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

since twitter is going to feed everything you post into the big generative AI machine i think we should all pivot to posting exclusively about elon musk drinking piss. 100% elon musk piss drinking content platform

[Carmen IRL @Carmparens]

H - nothing wrong with me
O - nothing wrong with me
T - nothing wrong with me
T - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
O - something's got to give
G - something's got to give
O - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

NOWWWWWW