Clay Russell

Retired, apparently. Obama called my cellphone once. I correct punctuation on Wikipedia. Paul Anka said I was his “phone buddy.” These facts are not related.

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

“Well, all I know is...” is always followed by idiocy.

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@mnaple Also get “More Home Cooking.” She died far too young.

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@mnaple @eeyanmiller Laurie COLWIN

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@mnaple @eeyanmiller Google “Katharine Hepburn brownies” and there’ll be no going back. Neither fudgy nor cake like — Laurie Collin called them squidgy. And you do all the mixing in a saucepan!

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

World Cup fever kicks off as America welcomes the world with a traditional display of their culture and traditions.

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@hughlaurie @TotalSeasons @jan_murray Dang. I thought it was the other Jan Murray, who was great that time I saw him open for Sinatra.

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

Not shocking. I’m old enough to remember Jonathan Pollard.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@_Zaraquin The big kind of couscous.

[ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs @MorlockP]

jet fuel can, it seems, bend steel beams

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

“…experienced an anomaly…”

[Spaceflight Now @SpaceflightNow]

Here's our video of the explosion at Launch Complex 36. It happened about 9 pm ET (0100 UTC) as Blue Origin was beginning a static fire test of its New Glenn rocket.

Watch live views: https://t.co/tm2wZQmAVD

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

It took 70 years but it finally happened

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

I’d pull the plug on myself.

[Dev ♣️ @GymLeaderDev]

im cryin this therapy horse vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia 😭

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

Totally buy this. I grew up with a pet crow (Burt), and if you scratched his head his eyes would roll back and he’d make a kind of gargle noise. Burt was great. Also he could say hello and what the hell.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This man brushing a crow suddenly stops, but the bird gives the brush back as it wants more

[Ramy Abdu| رامي عبده @RamAbdu]

MUST WATCH: San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria, who spent years dehumanizing Palestinians and boycotting criticism of Israel, is confronted by a resident after white supremacists killed 3 Muslims in San Diego.

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@NwistyOnline If only.

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@bonzerbarry @NwistyOnline As a non-Jew I could be wrong about this, but isn’t the end of the sabbath usually marked by candles or something less explosion-y?

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

Huge concern in New York that Zohran Mamdani is spending $122 million on schools and hiring 1,000 school teachers when that money could be buying bombs for Israel

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@ThoughtCrimes80 @layxsnv Agreed. The "if necessary" part of AP Style seems too much for many people to navigate.

[Clay Russell @clayrr]

@marlborozanov Different technique but this was pretty cool. https://t.co/A6zzM0LZnK

[Ali Harb @Harbpeace]

Insane story. A school district in Long Island covered up a watermelon painting on the personalized parking spot of a high school senior after complaints from pro-Israel parents.
The student sued, alleging 1st amendment violation. The judge found that the student had a case and urged the school to settle. An initial agreement of $100k + apology was reached. Then the school reneged on the apology and paid an extra $25k instead - all to avoid admitting that expressions the Palestinian identity are not hate speech.