Clay Johnson

two kids. no hobbies.

[Clay Johnson @clayteejohnson]

@jimmyfallon #MyQuarantineSuperPower is eating a whole bag of candy without my kids noticing.

[Clay Johnson @clayteejohnson]

@ComcastCares Will you pretty please finish my installation? I’m tired of contacting you with no result. It’s been 5 months in the making. I’m ready to call it quits and try some other monopolistic ISP.
#mobile_Care #givemymoneyback

[Clay Johnson @clayteejohnson]

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[Clay Johnson @clayteejohnson]

Can you top this #comcast horror story? Got Internet 5 months ago. After 3 weeks and 3 house visits, I get a “temporary” cable laid over my lawn. After 5 months and 5 more calls to Comcast (and dozens of tripped children), cable still not buried! #whyamipayingyou #whatajoke

[Mormon Channel @mormonchannel]

Happy Sunday from us to you! #Free MP3 download of our newest music video. http://t.co/iD8epKmTDp

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Don't lose faith! http://t.co/XaFpagF8AN

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RT the #quote of the day. http://t.co/KxxSzK0QvM

[Mormon Channel @mormonchannel]

#QOTD #change http://t.co/aMYghGiTap

[Clay Johnson @clayteejohnson]

Up early, playing with the kids on Saturday morning. So glad I don't work today. #wouldntchangeathing #fatherhood

[Mormon Channel @mormonchannel]

Be #fearless. #God is with you. http://t.co/U9EcJiqj6l

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Top Shot: Slipping into Solitude
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We love them! http://t.co/1QUnarii5Q

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"Don’t you quit. You keep walking. You keep trying. There is help and happiness ahead—a lot of it." #ElderHolland http://t.co/5zrgA9ZVk5

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A heavy burden to these 50 men was a blessing in disguise. http://t.co/3KGn91V8Mq

[Dallin H. Oaks @OaksDallinH]

Last Friday I assigned 240 missionaries. It was a sacred revelatory experience. We always come fasting. http://t.co/UYQQMICVSL

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"Giving in, giving up, and giving out are not options." —Kevin W. Pearson http://t.co/73MLF9Nq9I

[Clay Johnson @clayteejohnson]

Very moving! -- Alice Goffman: How we're priming some kids for college — and others for prison http://t.co/Qr2UqQQR7P

[Clay Johnson @clayteejohnson]

Put kids to bed, then 4 hrs of uninterrupted talk time with my wife. #TimeForMom #madeherlaugh

[Of Good Report @ofgoodreport_]

ICYMI: 27 more tips for #mormon couples http://t.co/I6Cd2DV2ag |