Clayton Stuhlsatz

[Clayton Stuhlsatz @claytobus]

#bringbacknattylongnecks

[Drunk Mode App @DrunkModeApp]

You convinced me

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is how I work.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

People who like country- “I get it, some people don’t like country put whatever you want on.”

People who don’t like country- “I swear if you put on country music I will jump out of this moving vehicle into oncoming traffic.”

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

Best directions ever

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Relationship has 12 letters but so does letsgetdrunk and I know which one I’m better at.

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

Today is Friday the 13th. So, just remember, breakin' a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, but breakin' a condom is 18. Merica.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Buys 4 cases of beer*

Cashier- What’s the occasion?

Me: They were on the shelf.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Was havin' a great Friday until I realized it was Thursday.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Beer is just fun water.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I'd like to think when you get to heaven, Jesus is standin' there with a 6 pack, country music is playin', and queso is free.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Nothin' a dirt road and country music can't fix.