Clayton Thomas

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

happy thanksgiving. we could have been born whenever and instead we were alive to witness the miracle of britney spears. stunning catalog of bangers.

[day and nol @nolanfy9s]

my selected target liked my insta stories

[trader hoe’s @ouioui_faguette]

not google maps being ran through omfg…. That hole is loose mamaaa

[adi @buwygfiib]

hungover isn’t even the word

[:( @azfeelin]

when i joke about my lore but then i remember

[venus 🪷. @r0segardenn]

showering at night is so sexy and clean and self care vibes. showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Me sitting by myself watching Trixie and Katya talk to each other

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

That twink had quite the time in Thailand I will say that

[ava #teamlydia @kabukipollypkt]

Take me to God’s Country

[Chay $ @chaytheplug]

Good morning, I toss & turn at night sometimes thinking ab how ppl did me. Imma kill yal this summer. Have a nice day

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

Coworker said she feels I care more about my personal life than my job like girl LMAO

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

“thank you trump for saving tikto-“

[miss chad @laurenposting]

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud

[Amber 💕 @amberschooldays]

U could be having a nice day & then somebody your own age says they bought a house

[ANTO @929SELFISH]

hes taking all your rights away you dumb bitch 😭