clayton keiber

@midriffrecords running strong for almost 2 decades. Guitarist in @Eld_Rod Commercial/ Video Production Designer - NYC

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@Delta, is there ever a time or an instance where I might not be stranded without reason or a clear and honest answer

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What’s a guy gotta do to get a beer w the big man? Head to @georgekeeleynyc and pay homage to the man, sorry, The Big Man

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Hey @nbc @FallonTonight Please unblock the Johnny Marr "Please Please Please..." performance video. It was too good and you've taken it down from EVERY site. I want to watch it, now.

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They say, I just set the record for most “weapons” ever attempted to bring into the DMV.
Uniform: “What the hell are you doing here today?”
Me: “Registering a motorcycle.”
Uniform: “I’m looking for a corkscrew and... https://t.co/YjFMNjA93v

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This is Robert John Keiber. This is my old man. He is a hero of mine, and I want all to know that it is his Birthday.
Pop, I love you. I had a day dream while driving past a an old T-bird the other day (my... https://t.co/1UyrdW1F8g

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and the best remote-buddy award goes to John Curran, AGAIN!
Years of literally getting knocked off ladders 120 volts at a time, and this guy, from a dentist chair no less... you ground me, buddy.

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Just some punk ass 13 year olds starvin' in Quebec... that's our SOS letter we tossed out the hotel window asking any walker-bys to bring us up a pizza
thanks Weck!

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Eldridge Rodriguez | Slightest of Treason | Midriff Records
February 7th, 2020 - Vinyl | CD | MP3 | Stream
Check out the new MIdriff site, with updated band pages and archive photos etc.
Stream EVERY album we've released from the updated Releases... https://t.co/mHmwYiioOj

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Ohhhhhhhhh shit I miss these guys https://t.co/f1fuobUgzD

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Eldridge Rodriguez -Vapour Trail (Spanish Cover Version) https://t.co/R9XpStBehK

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Knob and Tube, Fuck You both.

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Williamsburg/ Greenpoint General (small/medium job) Contractor that’s NOT me, who is not a contractor.
Need to replace/ repair a fire door in the building and jeeeeeeeezus it’s harder to find anybody with with the... https://t.co/9uCHyfktoR

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Likely need to drop @GEICO stat. Mental gymnastics the adjuster went through to NOT correlate damage to incident is mind blowing. Is ANYBODY happy w their car insurance, please send suggestion

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