Clayton Smalley

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[Clayton Smalley @claytonsmalley]

@EllieHotel_ing error in recent article, Trump is the oldest, not second oldest, President to serve.

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@ceeeeeeelo2024 @DHSgov Cunts like you will soon be gone. So sick of assholes with a mouth full of scripture but a heart full of hate.

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@DHSgov Separation of Church and State. This is disgusting.

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@holisticgrenade @LttleGel You're so full of crap, appeal to nature and a fundamental misunderstanding of how the body works. What degree do you hold in medicine?

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@VerizonSupport ...

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@Verizon received a "Happy Anniversary!" message from Verizon, 13 years a customer on this account, another 8 before that on my family's plan going back to my first wireless phone.

Definitely not thrilled with cost, quality, or perks compared to others. Comparison shopping now.

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@VerizonSupport Tried to send private message, Twitter or X or whatever it is doesn't allow anything further than me tapping the "send message" button. It blinks noting I've hit the button but nothing happens.

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@JerryWinslow @business Only a fool would dump that much money into such a shakey and obvious Ponzi scheme. Greed made ya ignore the red flags of impossible returns and you ate shit for it. You deserved the loss.

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@VerizonNews Mine has been out since around 1pm Eastern with only flickering back to 5G for a minute or so twice. It's almost 9pm and I have nothing. My wife has connection right next to me with an older device of the same make, Samsung, somehow. I've restarted my phone twice, nadda.

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@TankMan1968 @latenightercom Nobody cares that you don't watch a show. Imagine being so self centered where you think anyone would care that you announced that. What a schmuck.

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@Jana7t @latenightercom Nobody cares that Jana stopped watching. You have no influence on anything and nobody cares. Jana needed to tell us all she doesn't watch a show. Stop the presses!

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@griftingWH @dawnsa59 @latenightercom Totally canceled itself. Not on the air. Not getting millions in revenue weekly. Oh wait, none of that is true. It's making money hand over fist and nobody cares that a few hicks in rural nowhere don't wanna watch. Keep repeating "bad ratings" makes it true, right?

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@Sandra381256380 @latenightercom Good for you, Sandra. We all needed to know when Sandra stopped watching SNL. It really informed us on an important point. Hey, let's call up CNN, a woman named Sandra in some rural nowhere town that nobody's ever heard of didn't like a skit 25 years ago! Stop the presses!

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@Verizon I've been a wireless customer since 2004. Recent "adjustments" to my plan, removing perks, higher bill, only consolation is "extend what we gave for free for 6 whole months more, you're welcome!" and wow, a slight discount on accessories I don't need. bye Verizon.

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@MERUZIONE The Onion is a well known satire page, its understood that every quote is entirely fabricated and in good fun joke. Nobody thinks you said that whatsoever. We, as Lake Placid area people, love you and know you love us. Grew up there, I'm in Boston area now as well.

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@wgbh just caught part of War of the Worlds analysis and discussion, available in podcast or download? Would love to have heard the whole thing.

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@pennjillette To those that say cartoonists went "too far" I ask "What level of censorship and appeasement to terrorism are you OK with?"